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  1. Bexgrl6210 Bexgrl6210
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2010 7:54am UTC
    Dear Call of Duty:
    Thank you for stealing
    the male population of
    Earth.

  2. abc123dorayme abc123dorayme
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 9:53pm UTC
    Parents call it
    BackTalk
    We call it
    Explaining why they're wrong

  3. dancingbabe101 dancingbabe101
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2010 9:06pm UTC
    When u kissed me
    The world spun around me
    My feet were lifted in the air
    I felt a spark
    I got butterflys in my stomache
    I got the chils
    .....
    I fell in love♥

  4. dancingbabe101 dancingbabe101
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2009 1:00pm UTC
    2010
    {two-thousand ten}
    -noun-
    Definition:
    1.A brand new year.2.A chance to start over.
    3.An oppurtunity to erase the dreadfull days.
    4. A chance to forget about mistakes from 2009.
    5.A chance to avoid broken hearted.
    6. A chance to live a little.
    7. A chance to appreciate life.
    8. A second chance to fall in love.
    9. The oppurtunity to find him.
    10. The chance to make it the best year yet.

  5. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:52am UTC
    Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
    1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
    9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
    hope you like it <3

  6. HelloSeattle HelloSeattle
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2009 8:09pm UTC
    a blind man
    walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
    l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
    -- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
    deaf woman
    walked passed the blind man, she could
    h e a r h e r h e a r t
    pounding in her chest.
    ** All mine **

  7. XxJessxisxherexX XxJessxisxherexX
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2009 6:07pm UTC
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  8. Gl4m0urCh1ck Gl4m0urCh1ck
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 8:37pm UTC
    I Hate It When People Ask
    1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
    2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
    3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
    4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
    5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
    6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
    7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
    8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
    9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
    10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
    11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
    12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
    13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
    14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
    15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
    *hope yah likeeee!!(:

  9. smackinonthelipglossx10 smackinonthelipglossx10
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 2:14pm UTC
    &+ a guy and a girl can be just friends;;
    but at one point or another;;
    they will fall for each other
    maybe temporarily;;
    maybe at the wrong time,
    maybe too late;;
    ..or maybe forever
    ***
    -dave matthews

  10. zz7 zz7
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2009 9:45pm UTC
    Dreams arent the absence of reality, the absence of reality is you not following your dreams.

  11. zz7 zz7
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2009 9:03pm UTC
    Im waiting for that one night....
    Were we lay silently under the stars, just gazing up. Her head rested lightly on my
    chest, listening to my steady heartbeat. With my arm around her body, and we lay
    on a soft blanket and its the perfect time. Then i kiss the top of her head, and she
    looks up at me and we gaze ,on what seems forever, into eachothers
    eyes. I finally say "baby i love you, i want to be with you forever."
    That will be the best night of my life.

  12. snowsurfsunx3 snowsurfsunx3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 5:53pm UTC
    i once wondered why
    our hearts are on the left side of our chest
    when everything else is symmetrical.
    shouldn't it be in the center?
    then i realized hearts are not
    supposed to be alone.
    when you hug someone you love,
    their heart beats right next to yours
    in symmetry

  13. zz7 zz7
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 8:08pm UTC
    YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! You make my heart melt everytime i see you, you make me smile everytime you
    flick your deep, lucious, brown eyes, you make me scream inside when you twist you stunning blonde hair,
    but most importantly, you make my heart sing when im around you.

  14. zz7 zz7
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2009 9:56pm UTC
    if you need time to think, just watch the stars in amazment.

:)

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