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  1. sweettea sweettea
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    I really miss the days of
    no advertisements on youtube</3

  2. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:06am UTC
    i hate it when i'm watching a movie,
    and people actually try to talk to me.

  3. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:11am UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you don't want to come out of your room because there are strangers in your house.

  4. Lexxie23 Lexxie23
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:28am UTC
    Josh: I hope you go bald.
    Drake: I hope Oprah is canceled.
    Josh: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

  5. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:37am UTC
    Birthdays are good for your health.
    Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

  6. sweettea sweettea
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:37am UTC
    Apparently Twilight is soo poplular because Teenagers can relate to it...
    Oh yeah, I totally remember that one time when I was a vampire... Tsk Tsk Tsk(:

  7. ninjanisha ninjanisha
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:39am UTC
    What if we woke up,
    As a baby, and our WHOLE life
    Had been not a dream..
    but a NIGHTMARE

  8. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:54am UTC
    We all have that one, friend that
    when they get a B on a test

  9. crazyxbeautifulxlife crazyxbeautifulxlife
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:12am UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. iokoia iokoia
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 6:34am UTC
    Random Fact #1
    Instead od LOL try:
    LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL=Laughing Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Funny Enough For Me To Actually Laugh Out Loud.
    XD

  11. MusicLover4 MusicLover4
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    TAYLOR LAUNTER VS JUSTIN BIEBER
    Comment for JB
    and Fav for Taylor
    Just a little curious

  12. kellyyy9398 kellyyy9398
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 9:05am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you're in McDonalds and an emo person orders a happy meal...

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    You found out about an event
    Your friends have been planning
    And you are NOT invited.

  14. onelesslonleygirl onelesslonleygirl
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    There's a rumor going around that boys are tougher than girls.
    PSHH YEAH RIGHT.
    Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone all at the same time? Can you bleed for a week and not die? Can you walk in 5 inch heels? Can you carry a 9 pound baby for 9 months and survive 36 hours of labor? Can you cry all night then wake the next day like everything is ok? Remember guys, women are only helpless until their nail polish dries. After that, you're screwed.

  15. igor igor
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    Fave this
    if You havn't
    had your First kiss yet
    forever alone
    [♥]

  16. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    In the movies
    When a person dies..
    I laugh
    But when an animal dies..
    I cry


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    Condoms
    are cheaper then kids.
    go buy some.

  19. baseballcj101 baseballcj101
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    <3 this
    and I will
    comment on your profile
    a boys name that yours sounds good with
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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