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There's a rumor going around that boys are tougher than girls.
PSHH YEAH RIGHT.
Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone all at the same time? Can you bleed for a week and not die? Can you walk in 5 inch heels? Can you carry a 9 pound baby for 9 months and survive 36 hours of labor? Can you cry all night then wake the next day like everything is ok? Remember guys, women are only helpless until their nail polish dries. After that, you're screwed.

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There's a rumor going around that boys are tougher than girls.

55 faves · Oct 7, 2011 4:57pm

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