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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Does this rag smell like
chloroform to you?
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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 4:39pm UTC

I'm sorry,
But I didn't order a glass of
"your opinion"

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Never,
judge a book
BY ITS MOVIE

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Nobody understands my
obsession with fictional
characters.

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 10:59pm UTC

Does this rag smell like
chloroform to you?
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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 10:51pm UTC

I used to be indecisive
Now I'm not sure...

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 7:25pm UTC

The sole purpose
of a child's middle name,
Is so she can tell when she's REALLY in trouble.
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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 7:22pm UTC

The shinbone:
A d e v i c e f o r f i n d i n g f u r n i t u r e
i n a d a r k r o o m.

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 7:12pm UTC

A bus station is where a bus stops
A train station is where a train stops
I have a work station...

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 7:06pm UTC

If 4 out of 5 people
S U F F E R f r o m d i a r r h e a . . .
D o e s t h a t m e a n,
o n e p e r s o n e n j o y s i t?

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 7:01pm UTC

We never really
grow up...
W e o n l y l e a r n
h o w t o a c t i n p u b l i c.

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Unfortunately...
W e l i v e i n a s o c i e t y w h e r e
p i z z a g e t s t o y o u r h o u s e
b e f o r e t h e p o l i c e.

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 6:56pm UTC

So I asked God
for a bike,
But I know God doesn't work that way...
so I stole a bike, and asked for forgiveness
:)

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 6:50pm UTC

There are 3 types
of people in this world:
those who can count,
and those who can't.
fave if u get it

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 7:16pm UTC

The moment of panic when the person
cutting your hair says, "Whoops!"
✂

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 6:57pm UTC

"You are literally too stupid to insult."
"Thankyou."
Fave if you know where this is from:)
fav if you get it:) nmq~tumblr

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 6:53pm UTC

"When life hands you a jeffrey,
Stroke the furry wall."
Fave if you know where this is from:)
fav if you get it:) nmq~tumblr

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Please watch this!
It would mean the world!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4PJuemHFPI&feature=g-upl&context=G2d721f4AUAAAAAAAAAA
This is me singing, and I need some views and honest opinions. HELP ME OUT FELLOW WITTIANS! I need you:) Leave comments! I was a little sick that day so don't be too harsh:)
I know not many people will take the time to watch this..
So Thanks to whoever actually does<3

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Please watch this!
It would mean the world!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4PJuemHFPI&feature=g-upl&context=G2d721f4AUAAAAAAAAAA
This is me singing, and I need some views and honest opinions. Help me out fellow wittians! I need you:) Leave comments! I was a little sick that day so don't be too harsh:)
Thanks to whoever actually watches this<3

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 10:32pm UTC

Please watch this!
It would mean the world!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4PJuemHFPI&feature=g-upl&context=G2d721f4AUAAAAAAAAAA
This is me singing, and I need some views and honest opinions. Help me out fellow wittians! I need you:) Leave comments! I was a little sick that day so don't be too harsh:)
Thanks to whoever actually watches this<3

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