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  1. TheNewGirl1 TheNewGirl1
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    MY GRADUATION SPEECH:
    "I'd like to thank Google, Wikipedia
    and the inventor of copy & paste."

  2. rebeccaperrottaaa rebeccaperrottaaa
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Let me refresh your memory. I was the one who took your bullsh*t. I was the one who actually cared about you. I was the one who stuck around even when everyone told me to leave. I was the one who loved you even when you gave me every reason not to. Lastly, I was the one who was there for you when no one else was.

  3. liliopyu12 liliopyu12
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    I got in trouble at school today
    For being a unicorn.

  4. kelsey0619 kelsey0619
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    i love my best friend♥

  5. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    me: hey dad, what's up?
    dad: gas prices.
    me: lol dad. i meant what are you doing.
    dad: your mom.
    me:
    dad:
    me:
    dad:
    me: i want to move out.

  6. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    That little heart attack you get when "He" messages you <3
    -impact is my thing

  7. E* E*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    SURE, I'M UGLY
    I have ugly hair, and ugly face, and a horrible body.
    I can change that over time.
    BUT; you can't change the fact that you have a ugly heart.

  8. TwinkleStar234 TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    Dear Board of Education,
    So are we
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. LoveMexXx LoveMexXx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    Dear "user name already take n",
    HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
    Sincerly, fluffyunicorncupcake392.
    nmf.


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. Kokox3 Kokox3
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    "IF YOU BELIEVE YOU WILL ALWAYS ACHIEVE."

  12. lovelifelikethis123 lovelifelikethis123
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    words no kid wants to hear from their parents:
    "well you should have thought about that when you..."

  13. TheNewGirl1 TheNewGirl1
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    MY INTERNET WENT
    DOWN YESTERDAY. I
    THINK MY NEIGHBOUR
    FORGOT TO PAY THE BILL.
    HOW IRRESPONSIBLE

  14. TheOtherDirection TheOtherDirection
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    The feeling of what the f*ck
    when you find out that the puppy-thiefs from the movie 101 dalmations,
    are actually Mr.Weasly (from Harry Potter) and Dr.House (from the show HOUSE)!
    GOOGLE IT

  15. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    forget the risks and take the fall if its what you want then its worth it all

  16. boobunny4 boobunny4
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    I think I'll write a poem.
    A poem with a twist.
    I'll write it with a razor blade.
    I'll write it on my wrist.
    </3
    Izabelle i stole your quote,
    But hunny its true :( im so sorry

  17. soaring soaring
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    (c) 2012 erin at Mortem. Feel free to use this format, however you must leave all credit on and leave all credit as is. You can not REDISTRIBUTE IT either. You in no way can change the form of credit unless you are making it MORE VISIBLE.
    bad desisions? that's alright. welcome to my silly life.bad desisions? that's alright. welcome to my silly lifebad desisions? that's alright. welcome to my silly lifebad desisions? that's alright. welcome to my silly life
    format © mortem
    (c) 2012 erin at mortem. Do not remove any credit.

  18. music19 music19
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    Credit: FaveFormats
    Looking forward to our date tonight.
    Me too,so excited.I just got new boobs.
    What? I didn't know you were thinking of doing that.
    Me either,but my sister said they were having a two for one sale.
    Really? I'm kinda shocked.
    Oh! My bad! I meant boots.LOL easy tiger.

  19. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    she acts like summer
    and walks like rain.♥

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