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mconleyb
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October 1, 2011 9:25pm UTC

I wish...
stomach growls in the middle of class... get slipped a sandwich.
stretch during a football game... start a wave
don't go on facebook for five minutes... 50 notifications
crashes a car... stopped bank robber
don't go to prom... become prom queen anyway
fall down stairs... just kidding backflip
get expelled... still become class president
Reality...
ask where item in store is... "I don't work here"
you wave back, they weren't waving to you... pretend to adjust hair
walking the wrong way... keep walking so no one sees you turn around
wait for the right time to say something... get interrupted
get your hair cut... no one notices

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BieberLvr0215
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October 1, 2011 9:32pm UTC

Objects in mirror....
are closer than they appear....

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lovebuggers
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October 1, 2011 9:34pm UTC

If you think blondes are dumb...
You should see me...
P.S im burnette

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ashbashx3
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October 1, 2011 1:24pm UTC

DON’T TELL ME
the sky’s the limit when there are
FOOTPRINTS ON THE MOON

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Rachel*
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October 1, 2011 3:10pm UTC

If she's amazing, she won't be easy.
If she's easy she won't be amazing.
If she's worth it, you won't give up.
If you give up, you're not worth it.

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luckyduckie
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October 1, 2011 11:43am UTC

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What I expect to see when I turn on the lights of a dark room:
80% A Murder
29% A Robber
1% A room with nobody in it
Format: twilightgirl995

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October 1, 2011 10:19am UTC

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Paint
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October 1, 2011 11:29am UTC

Dear Love,
People say that they can't live without you
I personally think I'm more important
Sincerely,
OXYGEN

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XOXAbbyXOX
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October 1, 2011 2:54pm UTC

are vegetarians
allowed to eat
animal crackers?
format credit: damnnTaylerx

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Mollyyy
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September 30, 2011 10:19pm UTC

That spaz attack;
when you swat at fly, or bug,
and you actually end up touching it.

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you_know_you_love_me
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September 30, 2011 9:44pm UTC

Apologies don't mean much to me.
Anyone can say, "I'm sorry," but it takes a real
person to own up to their mistakes and fix it . ♥

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soccerloverx03x
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October 1, 2011 11:04am UTC

Survey says that
95% of people sleep with their pets in the bed.
I tried it once.
My freakin goldfish died.

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Juliiee_
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September 30, 2011 9:58pm UTC

A little boy got on a school bus and decided to sit in the seat behind the bus driver.
He began to talk to himself:
"If my mommy was a mommy cow, and my daddy was a daddy cow, I'd be a baby cow."
"If my mommy was a mommy dog, and my daddy was a daddy dog, I'd be a baby dog."
"If my mommy was a mommy bumble bee, and my daddy was a daddy bumble bee, I'd be a baby bumble bee."
"If my mommy was a mommy unicorn, and my daddy was a daddy unicorn, I'd be a baby unicorn."
And he just kept going on and on and on and on talking to himself. The bus driver in front of him, started to get annoyed.
The bus driver said "Hey kid, shut up and stop talking."
Just then the little girl sitting across the aisle form the little boy said:
"If my mommy was a prostitute, and my daddy was a hobo, I'd be a bus driver."

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MissAnna
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October 1, 2011 10:39am UTC

i wish my parents could understand.
when i hang out with a boy it doesn't mean he's my boyfriend. school is hard & i'm trying my best.
i''m a teenager & I don't always have the best attitude. i try to make the best decisions for myself.
i'm young & i want to have fun. if i'm out all night that doesn't mean i'm drinking or doing drugs.
not all my friends can be a bad influence. i feel useless when they compare me to other people. ♥

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raiibaii143
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September 30, 2011 10:26pm UTC

His screen saver says;
"I'm gonna hug you"
So when I saw it today I read it out loud and he looked at me and said
"You are? Okay."
and held open his arms and hugged me. Made my day(:

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princessbela97
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October 1, 2011 8:49am UTC

Love i s li ke Chuck Norris
It finds you. ♥

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