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Juliiee_

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Member Since: 24 Apr 2011 12:52am

Last Seen: 9 Jun 2022 12:19am

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"and in the end, it doesn't even matter."
  1. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    Sometimes you forgive people
    simply because you still want
    them in your life.

  2. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    'Ew, this is awful.
    H e r e , t a s t e i t . ' / / /

  3. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    This is an A & B conversation so C your way out of it before E jumps over D and F's you up like a G.

  4. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    ಠ_ಠ
    Got a staring problem ?

  5. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    A little boy got on a school bus and decided to sit in the seat behind the bus driver.
    He began to talk to himself:
    "If my mommy was a mommy cow, and my daddy was a daddy cow, I'd be a baby cow."
    "If my mommy was a mommy dog, and my daddy was a daddy dog, I'd be a baby dog."
    "If my mommy was a mommy bumble bee, and my daddy was a daddy bumble bee, I'd be a baby bumble bee."
    "If my mommy was a mommy unicorn, and my daddy was a daddy unicorn, I'd be a baby unicorn."
    And he just kept going on and on and on and on talking to himself. The bus driver in front of him, started to get annoyed.
    The bus driver said "Hey kid, shut up and stop talking."
    Just then the little girl sitting across the aisle form the little boy said:
    "If my mommy was a prostitute, and my daddy was a hobo, I'd be a bus driver."

  6. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 1:31am UTC
    Dear Skinny Jeans,I would like my sock back.Sincerely,The lonely foot.

  7. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Dear Spongebob,You live in the bottom of a bikini, Your boss is Mr. Krabs And you're absorbent.So we came to the conclusion that you must be a tampon.Sincerely,Squidward

  8. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    So hes 19 & you're 14? Sorry sweety,that's not dating.That's babysitting.

  9. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
    Yeah? Try hitting them with a book.

  10. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    My Mom always said "If you dont have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all"& People wonder why im so quiet.

  11. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Everything will beokay in the end.If it's not okay It's not the end. {♥} nmq/nmf

  12. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    F l a s h M o b m o v e d t o 1 2 : 3 0.

  13. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    That Moment...
    When you take a picture of yourself, delete it & take a few more, & thinking to yourself, “Man, I should have kept that last one...”

    I do this a lot..

  14. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 10:19pm UTC
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  15. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
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    July 14, 2011 1:59pm UTC
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  16. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. As she was leaving, she yelled "You need to grow up!". I don't know what has gotten into her. It's probably because i didn't give her the password to my secret fort.
    Not mine...[:
    no

  17. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    "Have you even had your first kiss yet?"
    "Yeah bro, of course!"
    "Dude, your mom doesn't count."
    "Yeah, but yours does."
    not mine.
    not

  18. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    ~Texting~
    Girl: Don't you think it's funny how the person you're going to marry is on earth right now?
    Boy: Yeah, lol that's weird
    Girl: Don't you ever wonder what they're doing right now?
    Boy: No, cuz i already know what mines doing already
    Girl: Oh. what?
    Boy: Texting me.
    notn not mine...credit to whoever.

  19. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    Police Officer: ''So can you tell me where you were between 4&6?''
    Man: ''Yeah, Kindergarden'' ♥
    credit to whoever.

  20. Juliiee_ Juliiee_
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 3:17am UTC
    ~When your mom is counting to 3~
    Mom: One!Me: Do you think counting will do anything ?Mom: Two!Me: Oh, sh•t! I'm going, im going...>.<...not mine. Credit to whoever.

:)

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