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  1. Liife_hurts Liife_hurts
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    Its Calld High School
    because everyone in it seems to be stoned.

  2. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    A Teenage Bucket List

    Tell my crush how I really feel. Own every color of nail polish. Learn the alphabet backwards. Go on a no budget
    shopping spree. Break a players' heart. Sing in front of a
    crowd. Go skydiving. Party in the White House. Eat a
    Krabby Patty. Be in a flash mob. Have one of those
    'What happened last night?' moments. Eat every flavor of
    ice-cream. Use a fake name at Starbucks. Find Hogwarts.
    Kiss my boyfriend on the big screen at a hockey game.
    Buy a homeless person a meal. Thank Taylor Swift. Surf a
    crowd. Walk the red carpet. Get really tan. Collect a
    bunch of scented handsanitizers. Be in a commercial.
    Read my Witty to all the people who bullied me.
    Get married. Kiss in the middle of a snowstorm.
    Stay alive and live life to the fullest.
    jayciecutie01's format.
    inspired by many people and websites.
    part two?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    10 YEARS AGO WE HAD,
    STEVE JOBS,
    BOB HOPE,
    AND JOHNNY CASH.
    NOW WE HAVE,
    NO JOBS,
    NO HOPE,
    AND NO CASH.
    I JUST HOPE WE DON'T LOSE KEVIN BACON.

  5. xokaylayox xokaylayox
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    why be in a relationship
    if your going to act
    single...

    nmf

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 1:38am UTC
    soft kitty, warm kitty,
    little ball of fur
    happy kitty, sleepy kitty
    purr, purr, purr.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you. i loved you.
    now, highlight that ^
    the format is mine, the idea is not.

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    i was helping my guyfriend
    tidy his locker, and i discovered about twenty
    fake mustaches and beards in lots of different
    colours and styles.
    i asked him why he had them,
    and he replied,
    "oh... well, that'd be telling, but if you ever
    need to disguise yourself, you know where to come to."
    he then winked and walked away. sucha ninja....

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    enjoy the little things in life
    because one day, you might look back
    & realise they were actually the big things.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 11:12pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. xoxhannahoxo xoxhannahoxo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    Yes...
    I'm a girl
    I push doors that clearly say PULL
    I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
    I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
    I count on my fingers in math class
    I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
    I wish for Love every 11:11,
    [I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
    I say its a long story when it's really not
    I fall in love too hard too fast
    all I want is to kiss you in the rain
    -YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
    but thats more than it seems...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. brinanicole12 brinanicole12
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    SHE BELIEVED
    SHES BROKEN
    I SHOULD BE OVER YOU
    </3

  14. rosevdp1293 rosevdp1293
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 6:29pm UTC
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    Feeling bad when your teddy
    is on the floor when you wake up in the morning

    Format by Sandrasaurus.

:)

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