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  1. XoTakeMeAway XoTakeMeAway
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    It's the most beautiful time of the year...
    Lights fill the streets; spreading so much cheer.
    I should be playing in the winter snow.
    But I'ma be under the mistle toe.♥

  2. austin72004 austin72004
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    My Christmas List
    To: Ryan
    From: Me
    For Christmas I want to Give you a T-Shirt that says "I'm Not Pooping, I'm Just Thinking Real Hard"


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  4. soccerhoe soccerhoe
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    Piglet: how do you spell love?
    Pooh: you don't spell it. you feel it.

  5. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    If you tickle me
    I am not responsible for your injuries.

  6. MarriiDavii* MarriiDavii*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    The scariest line back then was, "I'm gonna tell on you!" Now it's, "I'm gonna put that picture on Facebook!"Haha(:

  7. mercygirls mercygirls
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:47pm UTC
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  8. alyciag14 alyciag14
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    Hairy women are disgusting. It shouldn't look like you're smuggling chubacca in you underpants. Seriously...

  9. xAllisonnx xAllisonnx
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    That depressing moment when you say ,
    'like a good neighbor statefarm is there'
    and no one pops up .
    nmf


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  11. gbenna6 gbenna6
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    How is It Possible, 
    That  I'm  st i l l  not  over  you?
     
    nmf - MissAnna

  12. timestandsstill timestandsstill
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    being there when she cries.saying sorry FIRST.kssing her slow.giving her your jacket when shes cold.late night talks.taking care of her when shes sick.supporting her desicions even if you dont agree.telling her shes BEAUTIFUL.holding hands.long walks in the park.getting her favorite candy just because.writing her sweet love letters.announcing on facebook that shes the love of your life so everyone can see.hugging her from behind.dedicating a song to her.her.tickling her when shes mad just so she'll smile.giving her flowers.breakfast in bed.kissing her slow.holding her.taking silly pictures.opening doors for her.watching twilight for the millionth time with her................................
    THATS LOVE

  13. mydrpepper1202 mydrpepper1202
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    That moment
    when you walk into a spider web
    and instantly become a
    karate master

  14. mootha5 mootha5
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    Sometimes we waste too much time time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second.
    -Wiz Khalifa

  15. emerielynn emerielynn
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    A Part Of Me Wants To Think He'll Just Break My Heart.
    && I Don't Want To Believe It. Maybe Its Because I Never
    Thought Someone Like Him Would Want Someone Like Me.♥

  16. lifeisabeach lifeisabeach
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    Hey
    Oh my god, he texted me. Was it an accident or does he really want to talk to me? He's probably waiting for a reply. How long should I wait? I dont want to respond too fast. That will make me look desperate. I dont want to take too long. It will make me seem like I dont want to talk to him. Should I respond with just hey? Yeah, i'll do that. How many y's should I put at the end? I'll put 2 so it looks like im interested in talking to him. Okay well here it goes.
    Heyy
    nmfinecreditowhoeverdeservesit
    nmf & nmq.

  17. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    11*11*11 11:11
    My Wish Is For You
    To Wish For Me

  18. SexyAndIKnowIt23 SexyAndIKnowIt23
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    She says hes a Ghetto Chicken
    He says not...
    I say he look crazy hot (not out loud...but im thinkin it)
    She says Its true...at least to her.
    I say whatever...together forever (:
    lol i did this because its kwl (:
    (highlight)

  19. crazyaboutyou crazyaboutyou
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    If you and your Boyfriend/girlfriend
    traded phones for one day, would you still be together by the end of the day?
    -wiz khalifa


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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