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lifeisabeach

1. lifeisabeach
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 1:50pm UTC
   I love you so much, and the thing is, you don't even seem to notice.
   What?
   Sorry, my cat stepped on my phone !
   Oh.....
   The thing is, I dont have a cat.
   -
   nm
   
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2. lifeisabeach
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2011 8:28pm UTC
   wanna hear something funny?
   "sure !" your social life.
   
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3. lifeisabeach
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 8:26pm UTC
   Guess how much I love you
   How much?
   Count the starts in the sky !
   The sky is clear?
   Exactly.
   -
   nm
   
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4. lifeisabeach
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 11:36am UTC
   i can't be no superman
   but for you i'll be super human
   
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5. lifeisabeach
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2011 11:59am UTC
   the best way to spread Christmas cheer...
   is to sing loud, for all to hear
   .
   
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6. lifeisabeach
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2011 2:02pm UTC
   even after all this time the sun
   never says to the Earth "you owe me." look what happens with a love like that. it lights the whole sky.
   .
   
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7. lifeisabeach
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2011 1:34pm UTC
   her life improved dramatically
   when she broke the rules and found beauty;
   where she was told there was none.
   .
   
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8. lifeisabeach
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2011 1:08pm UTC
   Girls play hard to get because
   boys play hard to keep.
   
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9. lifeisabeach
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2011 7:59pm UTC
   fake tans are as real
   as the people who use them.
   
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10. lifeisabeach
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 11:00pm UTC
    think how different things would be if
    you never met that one person who changed everything.
    
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11. lifeisabeach
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    Hey
    Oh my god, he texted me. Was it an accident or does he really want to talk to me? He's probably waiting for a reply. How long should I wait? I dont want to respond too fast. That will make me look desperate. I dont want to take too long. It will make me seem like I dont want to talk to him. Should I respond with just hey? Yeah, i'll do that. How many y's should I put at the end? I'll put 2 so it looks like im interested in talking to him. Okay well here it goes.
    Heyy
    nmfinecreditowhoeverdeservesit
    nmf & nmq.
    
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12. lifeisabeach
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! = that was really funny
    HAHA = that wasnt as funny
    hahaha! = that wasnt funny but im going to pretend it was
    haha = i dont know what else to say
    
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13. lifeisabeach
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    Girl: I'm jealous when other girls are looking at you.
    Boy: Don't be jealous baby....
    Girl: Why?
    Boy:Because you have something those other girls dont.
    Girl: What?
    Boy:My heart.
    
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14. lifeisabeach
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    and you cant see me
    wanting you the way you want her
    but you are everything to me
    ♥
    
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15. lifeisabeach
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    he still wouldnt notice me
    if i set myself on fire.
    
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16. lifeisabeach
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    Sometimes, you cant tell
    people how you feel because
    you cant find the right words
    to make them understand
    
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17. lifeisabeach
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 11:55am UTC
    She's been hurt, but she is stronger
    lied to, but now she's smarter
    with heartbreak, comes wisdom
    and now
    she refuses to settle.
    
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18. lifeisabeach
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 10:24am UTC
    there are plenty of fish in the sea
    but i'm looking for my nemo. so, i'll take dory's advice and just keep swimming.
    
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19. lifeisabeach
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    A boy and a girl were having a conversation.
    boy: there are 21 letters in the alphabet right?
    girl: No, there are 26.
    Boy: Oh right. I forgot the letters...U R A Q T.
    
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20. lifeisabeach
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    i wish school was as easy as half of the
    girls in it.
    
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