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  1. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    - When I buy a new body wash -
    Body wash: Use a quater sized
    amount and lather on your body
    repeat as needed.
    Me: - Uses half the bottle -
    Yeah, that's a good amount.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    Crush: *online*
    Me: AHHH MY CRUSH IS ONLINE!
    Me:
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    Crush: *offine*
    Me: Oh...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Crush: What do you want for Christmas?
    Me: You.
    Crush: What?
    Me:
    Crush:
    Me:
    Crush:
    Me: What?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 11:07am UTC
    F is for all the food I will eat.
    U is for under the tree by myself.
    N is for no kiss under the mistletoe 'cus I'm forever alone.
    MERRY CHRISTMAS
    TO ME AND ALL OF THE FOREVER ALONES OUT THERE.
    NMF/MYQUOTE

  7. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    It's funny how sitting boy, girl, boy, girl used to be a
    p u n i s h m e n t

  8. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    ____________________
    Blaming a gun for a killing...
    is like blaming a pencil,
    for a misspelled word.
    ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
    nmf/q

  9. banagy1709 banagy1709
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    I wonder what goes through your head when you hear my name...
    because when I hear yours I get a million emotions.<3

  10. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    It's ridiculous
    how I know that I have absolutely NO CHANCE with you,
    but I'm falling anyway

  11. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    Remember when I swore I needed you?
    Well, consider them lies because baby,
    Here I am without you and I survived."
    -Lil Wayne ♥
    nmf/nmq

  12. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Girl, quit kidding yourself.
    You love
    HIM.
    nmf/ my quote


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    She wants to be
    good enough,♥
    but she doesn't
    want to change who she is.
    nmf/ my quote


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    "What's your favortie kind of cookie?"
    "Dough."

  17. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    They asked him what he like about me.
    "Her teeth." He said.
    They laughed and asked
    "Why?
    Because they're straight?
    Because they're really white?"
    "No." He answered.
    "Because without them, I wouldn't be able to see her smile. And her smile, is what made me realize that I had fallen for her from the day we met"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:14am UTC
    All girls really want is for someone to want them back.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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