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lovinglifetothemaximumba
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August 31, 2011 2:43pm UTC

Pretending to read your birthday card
A f t e r t h e m o n e y ’ s f a l l e n o u t.
♥

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allyoup0807
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August 31, 2011 2:27pm UTC

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ggiafrate
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September 1, 2011 2:37pm UTC

TRUE STORY;
When I was little I used to pretend I was in a reality show
and advertise shampoo in the shower...

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corizz12
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 4:05am UTC

Who else hates when...
Your chewing gum and it starts to lose it's flavor.
Then you get really hungry. D:
Or is it just me? x]
nmf

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Leatherandlace
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September 1, 2011 3:37am UTC

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twinker_bellz
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September 1, 2011 3:21am UTC

I placed a bottle of anti-freeze in the freezer.
let the battle begin.
nmq.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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FierceCheer
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 2:38am UTC

THAT MOMENT AFTER SCHOOL
when you eat a bunch of random snacks.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 4:26pm UTC

That one teacher who
Makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot
When you get an answer wrong .

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SilverSharpie3
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 7:13pm UTC

walking into school looking totally hot but feeling uncomfortable because you normally don't dress that way
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MissCaitlin
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 2:17pm UTC

Carly; we've never cancelled a show before,and my dad's watching live for the first time.
Gibby; i thought spencer was your dad?
Oh Gibby.
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MissSmiley
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August 26, 2011 7:26am UTC

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16asboyle
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August 25, 2011 11:59am UTC

I don't get how guys find
butts attractive...

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batman69
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August 29, 2011 12:17am UTC

i hate when I'm tired & sleepy ;
But when I get in bed, my body is like "just kidding!"
nmf .

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lanapoll
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August 30, 2011 2:11am UTC

Today I was sitting in class
Popular girl: Hey nerd!
Friend: Don't be mean, he could be your boss some day.
Nerd: Highly unlikely. I don't plan on being a pimp.
The whole class clapped for him
fav if you get it♥
true story

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Dream_Dare_Amaze
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August 26, 2011 6:41pm UTC

Cotton Schwabs
fav if you remember this!
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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 9:11pm UTC

.
WHO ELSE WONDERS
what guys do and talk
about at sleepovers

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atta1ag
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August 29, 2011 8:51pm UTC

On September 15th write
witty <3
on your hand and look for others with the same mark!
i wonder how many people at my school have witty =D
Format by Sandrasaurus

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JustAGirl87
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 4:01pm UTC

Reading texts half asleep
is like looking into the sun

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freckleface2785
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 11:40pm UTC

please read;
my pet unicorn tom is addicting to eating oreos.
he has at least 3 boxes of oreos a night.
i know that he is hurting himself and i dont wanna see him die.
hes the only unicorn i have and i love him.
i showed him witty and he said that if i can 32784329 favs he will quit eating oreos for good.
please favorite this..for tom ♥

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