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  1. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 11:44am UTC
    I miss when
    I was little, and didn't care about what
    people thought of me, my clothes, or hair.
    I just did what made me happy.

  2. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    nmq/nmf
    I hate when people always use YOLO to make a sentence sound cool
    "Just bought underwear, YOLO"

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Stop saying you're sexy.
    The only thing you turn on is the microwave.

  4. ashlyn* ashlyn*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Even if you have a messy
    bun...
    It has to be a perfect messy bun
    Isn't that kinda sad?

  5. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    The old witty;
    ○ advice ○ away mesgs ○ break up ○ celeb of the moment
    ○ famous ○ flirty ○ friendship ○ funny
    ○ holiday ○ inspirational ○ love ○ lyrics
    ○ pictures ○ poems ○ request ○ school
    ○ sports ○ story ○ survey and quizzes ○ vent
    The ''new'' witty;
    ○ pending moderation
    ○ One Direction
    ○ The Hunger Games
    . . .

  6. HCOcuti926 HCOcuti926
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Am I The Only One That Wonders..
    ...what is the nickelodean slime is...

  7. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    CATO
    JOHANNA
    BEETEE
    TRESH
    RUE
    FINNICK
    GLIMMER
    CLOVE
    WIRESS
    MAGS
    FOXFACE
    MARVEL
    PEETA
    KATNISS

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Always be positive!
    Me: *falls down the stairs* Wow! I got down those stairs fast!

  9. annuleesemylady annuleesemylady
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    When you drop the shampoo in the shower
    and your parents think you
    DIED.

  10. bridgiexbabes bridgiexbabes
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    calling me 'honey' and 'sweetie' when you're trying to tell me off does not make you mature and sophisticated like you think...

  11. bridgiexbabes bridgiexbabes
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    I can give you something else to show you how sorry I am ;)
    A PUPPPPPPPY!? :D
    I had something else in mind.. :p
    Oh, don't bother then...

  12. angry_muffins angry_muffins
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Swearing
    because sometimes, calling someone a cotton-headed ninny-muggins just won't do it

  13. MPhinneyx3 MPhinneyx3
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    I may Hate You
    A little more
    But I' l l n e v e r l o v e You
    Any less.

  14. bridgiexbabes bridgiexbabes
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    that struggle
    with your headphones and your seatbelt

  15. bridgiexbabes bridgiexbabes
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:59am UTC
    you know you're really upset when:
    you're on page 27 of Break Up quotes..
    :(
    border credit to Requests_And_Contests

  16. bridgiexbabes bridgiexbabes
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    "Write 3-7 sentences."
    "Yeah...I'm only doing 3."
    Credit: krzykiaxoxo
    nmq/nmf

  17. bridgiexbabes bridgiexbabes
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    the only thing i know is that
    i don't know how to b e something you miss

  18. bridgiexbabes bridgiexbabes
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    & I LOVE YOU
    more
    than i did before ♥
    nmf-EmotionalTrickery

  19. Xxjessica363Xx Xxjessica363Xx
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    “Once upon a time, two socially awkward people met,” the woman smiled as she told the story.
    “And what happened, Grandma?” The child asked with curiosity etched on her face.
    “Well Darling, they fell in love,” She said while looking towards the chair her husband used to sit in, when they recalled their story together. But it was empty, just as it has been for quite some time now. Yet, she smiled because she felt him there, even though she could not see him.

  20. bridgiexbabes bridgiexbabes
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 3:27pm UTC
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