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  1. BrasilainHotty BrasilainHotty
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    *Watching Say yes to the Dress*
    Me: I want to wear a mermaid dress
    Mom: For your first wedding you should wear a ball gown
    Me: ....My first?

  2. blueshirt blueshirt
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    April 23, 2012 9:47pm UTC
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  5. young_and_starry_eyed young_and_starry_eyed
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    Confession time.
    I cut myself . . I'm not proud of it, and only me and myself know, nobody else. I want to keep it that way, but I don't know what to do if I don't get help . . .

  6. amyvalverde5 amyvalverde5
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    If your parents call you a liar, remind them about the tooth fairy and santa claus, then walk away like a boss.

  7. CassieLane CassieLane
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:18pm UTC
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    I got a new
    principal today
    and his name is
    Mr. Payne!
    This is true and only directioners will understand why I'm so excited haha:)
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  8. lovesickmelody lovesickmelody
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    I am literally hiding in my room, eating dinner, and watching Glee because my parents are fighting so loudly. I hate my homelife.

  9. Hipster_angel Hipster_angel
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Drop like Thunder. Shine like Lighning
    Summary
    This is a Auto-Biography about me. This is my biggest story and secret and I hope you guys don't judge me. It's about the time I fell for a guy. I was thirteen and he was sixteen. He took away so much. Including my happiness, virginity, and self love. I hope this will show you to wait and to never believe your first love. Fairy tale? F.uck that.
    _________________________________________________
    Chapter 1
    "He is totally checking you out!" whispered my best friend Blair. I rolled my eyes and looked up from my smoothie, he was the sixteen year old, skater hottie. His name was Bryce. I know he was a little older than me but I still thought that maybe I had a chance. "Oh stop it. He isn't looking at me!" I blushed. I did feel very confident though and maybe even his perfect type. I just dyed my hair bleach blonde, got my lip pierced, and was wearing my new skinny jeans and V-neck showing off my new boobs. He began to walk over to us and my heart started to pound.
    "Hey." he winked at me.
    "Hi." I weakly said.
    He laughed at my shyness but continued with his sexy voice.
    "You're Cori, right?" he asked.
    I nodded which was the only thing I could do. He sat down right as my best friend said she "had to go to the bathroom".
    "Anyway, I was wondering if you wanted to chil sometime. My house? Tomorrow?" he continued.
    If I was standing my knee's probably would of given out.
    "Sure." I said more ethusiastically than I meant. "I'll bring Blair." I said shortly after.
    "No!" he raised his voice, "I mean, just I want it to be just us two. My parents wont be home till like 3 in the morning." I blushed and then wasn't sure but as I looked into Bryce Jordan's eyes, How could I say no?
    Oh but I should of...
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  10. LuV4EvER00 LuV4EvER00
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Happy One Month Anniversary Boo<3
    I love you so much<33
    Your the best..<3

  11. funnyquote99 funnyquote99
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Letting out my anger 2
    i helped this girl whith her job babysitting everyday for a month and never complained about not getting payed but she got 20 dollars a day and i did everything she just watched tv i was helping this little boy and having fun not getting payed and since i stoped helping her she has complained about her JOB she said i could never do what she does because im lazy and she thinks she is amazing but also she goes around making fun of people who play xbox because he cousin who is 7 cant read because he played xbox 24-7 and she makes fun of me for that also she goes around with the money she makes rubbing it in peoples face and i told my friend i wanted a plasma screen tv and guess what she did bough one and told me all about it for DAYS! she thinks she is an awesoe drawer because she TRACES EVERYTHING and its not good tacing its so bad you can tell and when i told her she denied it...she was in the smart kids club because she copied off my answers all the times during an couple classes and would cheat and then i soon relized when i got introuble because my work was bad but sounded likes hers but worse so i got in trouble for cheating! Thanks if u read the whole thing most likly post more later and about diffrent peopel


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  13. Hipster_angel Hipster_angel
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Just made my witty(: Witty sister?
    If you are chill, hipster, and crazy... hmu!

  14. zebraalover zebraalover
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    I saw his twitter and asked him who this model was.
    he said 'my girlfriend.[:' [it wasnt me]
    Then he said "JK! You are babe. You. You. You. You. You.! All you babygirl. I love you.(:"
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  17. zebraalover zebraalover
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    April 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC
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  18. brand0n brand0n
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    The only reason why your girlfriend likes your d*ck
    is because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.

  19. followthesefootsteps followthesefootsteps
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    1 in 5 teenagers have thought about suicide, about 1 in 6 teenagers have made plans for suicide, and more than 1 in 12 teenagers have attempted suicide in the last year. As many as 8 out of 10 teenagers who have commited suicide tried to ask for help in some way before committing suicide. FAVE If you're always here to listen ♥

  20. jbean0811 jbean0811
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    not ur usual jack and jill
    jack and jill went up the hill to some marjuana.
    jack got high and dropped his fly and said hey do u wanna. jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. but jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a son.
    :P

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