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on the edge of a tower ready to
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if you were the 5% screaming:

"JUMP BITCH,

JUMP!!!

xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 11:13am UTC

When*I*Hear*My*Favorite*Song
I.Know.That.We.Belong
Ohh You Are The Music In Me ♥
♦♦♦
edit credit to sabriinaaxkaulitz

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 24, 2010 10:11am UTC

You Gotta
Bump it to
Set it to
Spike it to
Score it
You Gotta
Want it to
Win it and
We want it more
vball=<33333

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 24, 2010 10:02am UTC

We Live In A World
where p.i.z.z.a. gets to your door
before the p/o/l/i/c/e

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 20, 2010 4:53pm UTC

Today
i wore Axe body spray
I Wasn't Attacked By Women
MLIA

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 16, 2010 4:21pm UTC

Random Thought of the Day
Buttermilk actually contains no butter

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 13, 2010 7:58pm UTC

What Do I Do When I See
Someone Extreemly Gorgeous...?
I Stare, I Smile, And
When I Get Tired
I Put The Mirror Down
;-)
hey srry if i jocked, thought it was hysterical

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 12, 2010 5:06pm UTC

I'm
selfish
impatient
and a
little insecure
I make mistakes
i am out of control & at times
hard to handle
but if you cant handle me at my worst...
then you absolutely
dont deserve me
at my best...

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 12, 2010 4:48pm UTC

have a great week

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 12, 2010 4:34pm UTC

Live Life As If You'll Die
---->tomorrow
Dream As If You'll Live
Forever<----

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 12, 2010 3:47pm UTC

I. Am. Awesome.

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 12, 2010 3:44pm UTC

Random Thought of the Day
The most common first name in the world is Muhammad

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posted a quote
April 12, 2010 3:28pm UTC

Random Thought of the Day
In Whitby, Ontario, they have more donut stores per capita then any other place in the world

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 11, 2010 2:33pm UTC

♥
I'll Always Be Beside You
({Until the very end})
Wiping Your Tears Away
({Being your best friend})
We Share Our Best Memories
({And the painful ones too})
So When You Shed A Single Tear
({I promise i'll cry with you})
♥

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 11, 2010 2:01pm UTC

A friend
is someone
who knows
the real you
but loves you anyway

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posted a quote
April 11, 2010 1:11pm UTC

Random Thought of the Day
It takes about 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of The New York Times.

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 9, 2010 7:38pm UTC

Random Thought of the Day
our eyes stay the same size from birth, but out nose and ears never stop growing

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 7, 2010 4:34pm UTC

Random Thought of the Day
how can one person be dirty poor
W hile the Others Filthy Rich

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posted a quote
April 6, 2010 4:36pm UTC

Random Thought of the Day
is santa so jolly because he knows
Where all the bad girls live?

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 4, 2010 9:56am UTC

Random Thought of the Day
Duracell, the battery-maker, built parts of its new international headquarters using materials from its own waste. Now, that's what i call
Going green

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xxswimmerxx
posted a quote
April 3, 2010 9:53am UTC

I'm jewish
in the same way olive garden is italian
as in, not very

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