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xxswimmerxx

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Member Since: 28 Mar 2009 03:44pm

Last Seen: 19 Nov 2011 04:13pm

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on the edge of a tower ready to
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if you were the 5% screaming:

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UMP!!!


  1. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 11:13am UTC
    When*I*Hear*My*Favorite*Song
    I.Know.That.We.Belong
    Ohh You Are The Music In Me ♥
    ♦♦♦
    edit credit to sabriinaaxkaulitz

  2. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 10:11am UTC
    You Gotta
    Bump it to
    Set it to
    Spike it to
    Score it
    You Gotta
    Want it to
    Win it and
    We want it more
    vball=<33333

  3. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 10:02am UTC
    We Live In A World
    where p.i.z.z.a. gets to your door
    before the p/o/l/i/c/e

  4. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2010 4:53pm UTC
    Today
    i wore Axe body spray
    I Wasn't Attacked By Women
    MLIA

  5. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    Random Thought of the Day
    Buttermilk actually contains no butter

  6. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    What Do I Do When I See
    Someone Extreemly Gorgeous...?
    I Stare, I Smile, And
    When I Get Tired
    I Put The Mirror Down
    ;-)
    hey srry if i jocked, thought it was hysterical

  7. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 5:06pm UTC
    I'm
    selfish
    impatient
    and a
    little insecure
    I make mistakes
    i am out of control & at times
    hard to handle
    but if you cant handle me at my worst...
    then you absolutely
    dont deserve me
    at my best...

  8. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 4:48pm UTC
    have a great week

  9. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 4:34pm UTC
    Live Life As If You'll Die
    ---->tomorrow
    Dream As If You'll Live
    Forever<----

  10. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 3:47pm UTC
    I. Am. Awesome.

  11. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 3:44pm UTC
    Random Thought of the Day
    The most common first name in the world is Muhammad

  12. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 3:28pm UTC
    Random Thought of the Day
    In Whitby, Ontario, they have more donut stores per capita then any other place in the world

  13. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2010 2:33pm UTC

    I'll Always Be Beside You
    ({Until the very end})
    Wiping Your Tears Away
    ({Being your best friend})
    We Share Our Best Memories
    ({And the painful ones too})
    So When You Shed A Single Tear
    ({I promise i'll cry with you})

  14. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2010 2:01pm UTC
    A friend
    is someone
    who knows
    the real you
    but loves you anyway

  15. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2010 1:11pm UTC
    Random Thought of the Day
    It takes about 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of The New York Times.

  16. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2010 7:38pm UTC
    Random Thought of the Day
    our eyes stay the same size from birth, but out nose and ears never stop growing

  17. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2010 4:34pm UTC
    Random Thought of the Day
    how can one person be dirty poor
    W hile the Others Filthy Rich

  18. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2010 4:36pm UTC
    Random Thought of the Day
    is santa so jolly because he knows
    Where all the bad girls live?

  19. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2010 9:56am UTC
    Random Thought of the Day
    Duracell, the battery-maker, built parts of its new international headquarters using materials from its own waste. Now, that's what i call
    Going green

  20. xxswimmerxx xxswimmerxx
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2010 9:53am UTC
    I'm jewish
    in the same way olive garden is italian
    as in, not very

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