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GreenieXD
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 8:01pm UTC

Press the <3
If you know a boy, who needs a kick in the face.
♥

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itslikeidontmatteranymore
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October 5, 2011 6:30pm UTC

my ex boyfriend kissed my best friend right in front of me
click the {♥} if you think
this is wrong
true story

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nevercutyourbeautiful
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July 8, 2012 8:51pm UTC

IM DONE,
im in leggit tears because of you witty
Maybe youre wondering why.
well because on chat
people are telling me to kill myself and to go cut my wrists
Do you know how much that hurts me.
Dont beilive me? ill post a pic on my profile.
but what happend to you witty
Thanks for reading if you did,:"(.

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dancergrl101
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 10:37pm UTC

me: *stands outside for 5 minutes*
me: where is my tan

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MsHoran
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Me: *reading a magazine, one direction comes up on next page*
Jake: Who are these guys?
Me: One Direction.
Todd: I like that guy the best *points at Nialler*
Me: ME TOO!
Jake: He's my man-crush.
Me: YEAHHHH! *high fives* Jake this is why you are the best.
*Next day*
Me: JAKE WHO DO YA LOVE?!
Jake: NIALL!
Me: WHOSE YOUR MAN-CRUSH?!
Jake: NIALL!!
*People walk by staring at us like we need help*

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soccerocks16
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 10:07pm UTC

Tall guy + short girl = cute.
Tall girl + short guy = awkward.

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 7:18pm UTC

Dad: Who are you talking to?
Me: Jeremy...From science.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Yes, I dance in my car.
Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.

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sofigarcia
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 7:18pm UTC

I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. . .
People move out of the way much faster now.
format credit to akk3165
nmq

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Spending half of the movie wondering
where you've seen the actor before.

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XxMaggieexX
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Teacher: You're late.
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You missed an entire period.
Student:
Teacher:
Student:
Teacher:
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?.

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ThePastIsPast
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC

okay Wittians, I need motivation.
so I'm going to a pool party at the end of the month and I hate how my stomach isn't flat.
for every [fave] I get I'll do 5 crunches,
for every [comment] I get I'll do 1O crunches,
and if I get over 1O1 [faves] then I'll stop eating junk food:b
oh common Witty please help me.♥
©FunkyMonkeyFormats

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Smiley_101
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 5:59pm UTC

I would take a Bullet for you
Not in the head, but like in the leg or something.
nmq

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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babykins15
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 6:08pm UTC

FAVE if you hope there's a day when cancer is JUST a zodiac sign.
findacure.

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Kart123
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 9:19pm UTC

If I get 500 faves, I will post this letter in the hall of my school,\
Dear school,
I know you will never find out who this is, well, because I have my ways. And I, being an anonymous person, am going to tell you about something in this joint. First off, the bullying policy sucks. I am not going to sugar coat it for you. People get bullied every day and say nothing about it because you guys never do anything about it when people do report when they are hurt. It is only when it is serious bullying, like physical punches and such when you decide to take action. But the words people say to one another also have an affect on us, sometimes more than the real pain. It is pain we will drag along with us for the rest of our lives. Just because it is words and you can't necessarily prove it happened doesn't mean you should tell me to “ Ignore it and get on with your life” quote on quote. Yea, that's right. One of your staff members said those exact words to me. And it ticked me off. No teacher should EVER say that to one of her students. EVER. I am sure she had no idea what it was like to be bullied, because it hurts beyond explaining it. I know people that get bullied almost every day, myself being a person who gets hurt everyday by mean words. And in your new “ Bullying Policy”, you said, basicly in the rulebook, page 50, any bullying will be dealt with immediately. And look what happens. Zip, zero, nada! No help from the people who are suffering from others harmful words and actions. I guess you guys don't care. You don't want to fill out bullying reports. So sad. Either fill out a bully report or have the death of your students from suicide. Some certain people, such as one of my friends who keeps thinking about suicide, cutting, ect. So either write in words on a sheet or the death of a child. Lets weight the chances. Um, duh! It is gunna be the filling out the words on a sheet of paper!
But if you want Screwfound to become a better place, this is one way of doing that. Just trust me on this one guys. I know from friends, my own experiences every day, and from everything.
Well I hope you change for the better.
~ Annoymous

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GivesMeHope6BillionSecrets
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June 7, 2012 9:31pm UTC

My younger brother (16) has cancer and there's a good chance he won't make it.
Yet, before he went into surgery today, he looked at his girlfriend of 3 years and said "Babe, do you want to have our 50th anniversary in Europe or on a cruise?"
-GivesMeHope

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 9:00pm UTC

You don't have to fave me.
I'm not a witty quote.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:35pm UTC

My dad is suffering from cancer.
So damn straight if you post a status saying.
"My parents took my phone. I hate them."
I'm going to comment.
Then I'm going to post a status.
How can you sit there and hate your parents.
When I'm sitting here wondering if one of my parents will be alive tomorrow?

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 10:12pm UTC

My witty readers ♥
I logged onto witty so I can start another chapter in my book and
I started crying.
The feedback I'm getting is AMAZING.
I honestly WISH I could comment back and follow all of you.
But there is so much to take in.
I never thought I fit into this world.
I'm not the smartest or the prettiest.
But, I think I found my calling...
Writing.
If and when I make a book in the near future.
Its gonna be dedicated to you guys.
Its going to be called. "Witty girls."
I . Love. You. All
Btw. If I don't get back to your comment.
Thank you beautiful.♥

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