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  1. Soccerfata Soccerfata
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    So I get home and there's this random guy on my couch and he's like "Alright, I don't want to hurt you. Just put your stuff down and get on the ground. I just want your money." And I almost had a heart attack. I was like, "OMG, please no I don't have any money. I'm too young to die." Then he was like, "Nah man, I'm just messin with you. I'm your brothers friend. He's in the shower, I'm just waiting for him."
    That guy is a genius....

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC
    i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
    want to know why that's special?
    I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
    my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
    and i am speechless.

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    i've seen more spine in jellyfish
    i've seen more {guts}
    IN ELEVEN - YEAR - OLD KIDS
    have another drink
    ---[and drive yourself home]---
    i hope there's ice on all the roads

  4. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Female Problems #3
    Getting your period before something important.

  5. styleweird styleweird
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 8:39am UTC
    Baby, you should've called me
    When you were lonely
    When you needed me to be there
    Sadly, you never gave me
    Too many chances
    To show you how much I care

  6. Jess_In_Wonderland Jess_In_Wonderland
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    MCR: "I am not afraid to keep on liviing"
    Society: Emo.
    A Day To Remember: "Keep your hopes up high and your head down low"
    Society: Emo.
    Slipknot: "Bury all your secrets in my skin"
    Society: Emo.
    Blessthefall: "Now it seems that your bleeding, just to feel alive, your arms always tell the story. Now it looks like your living just to pass the time."
    Society: Emo.
    Linkin Park: "I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away"
    Society: Emo.
    Avenged Sevenfold: "You had my heart, atleast for the most part"
    Society: Emo.
    30 Seconds To Mars: "I wont suffer, be broken, get tired or wasted, surrender to nothing or give up what i started"
    Society: Emo.
    Nicki Minaj: "Imma slap you if you a hoe!"
    Society: OMG! She is so inspirational !1!1!1!!!
    i dont listen to this genre of music, so if theres any mistakes im sorry...

  7. celestialerror* celestialerror* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:59am UTC
    "You're beautiful," he said, stroking her cheek softly. "You're drunk," she retorted, never to believe in such a thing. "Yes," he mused, "I'm am out of my mind drunk; but..." his voice grew softer. "In the morning, I will be sober, and you'll still be beautiful."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Checkmate Checkmate
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    "I often think that the night is more alive and richly coloured than the day."

  10. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 11:06am UTC
    Oh, so he won't text you back?
    Consider --> this. <-- He might be busy. He could be staying up until 2 AM with homework tonight. He could be hanging out with his friends, and perhaps he wanted to give them his full attention instead of being distracted with his phone. Maybe he's helping his mom run errands. Or maybe his dad is in the hospital, and he wanted to stay by his side. You never know. It's possible that his phone's battery actually died, and that he wasn't home to charge it. If you like him that much, you should be able to trust him. What if he didn't check his phone until right before he went to bed? Maybe he was just too tired to respond. Or maybe it was late at night and he didn't want to risk waking you up. Maybe he was just trying to be considerate. He could have gone to the movies, and decided to actually turn his phone off. Crazy, right? Or perhaps he was somewhere with spotty reception. His phone could have glitched up, causing him to not see your message in decent time. Or maybe he just didn't feel like talking. Not necessarily to you, but to anyone. It's probably not your fault. He could be playing video games right now. Or perhaps he's taking college classes at night. Maybe he's practicing for soccer, or rehearsing for band, or whatever else he does. He could be out to dinner with his family. Unlike you, he might not have his phone on the table during family dinners, because he feels like it would be rude. My point? He probably has more important things to do than constantly fiddle with his phone. He just might be "too busy" to respond to every little notification and text that he gets - that is, too busy
    living his life.
    Are you?
    Don't always be so paranoid, and don't jump to conclusions.
    You know what "assume" means, right?

  11. StarryMysteries StarryMysteries
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    asdfghjkl;♥
    this is how i feel about you

  12. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    When you
    fall for
    someone's
    personality
    everything
    about them
    becomes
    beautiful.

  13. BabygirlLalaina BabygirlLalaina
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    I'm sorry.
    I'm sorry I'm not your idea of perfect.
    I'm sorry I'm not your idea of skinny.
    I'm sorry I'm not a size 1, 2, or 3.
    I'm sorry I eat.
    I'm sorry I'm not afraid to be a kid.
    I'm sorry you don't like my hair.
    I'm sorry you don't like my clothes, make-up or choices.
    I'm sorry I'm living life on the edge.
    I'm sorry I fangirl over guys I'll never meet.
    I'm sorry I cry when I don't feel beautiful.
    I'm sorry I cake on make-up.
    I'm sorry I love sweatpants and hoodies.
    I'm sorry I'm a reject in the eyes of society.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I hated my grandma
    Oh so very much
    She always tried to kiss me
    Always tried to touch
    One day I wanted to go out
    Party hard, without a doubt
    But grandma said I couldn't
    Because something was very wrong
    She got us reservations for a resturaunt
    And bought me my favorite song
    I yelled at her and called her names
    Told her I was through with her games
    Tears went down her wrinkled face
    I hated her, what a disgrace!
    She told me I could finally go
    And she was sorry she didnt know
    That friends where more important than
    Another night with my grandma Lenn
    I went to the party it was cool
    I remembered what grandma said
    No alcohol, so drink a red bull
    But I disobeyed and drank instead
    And she would never know
    She's probobly in bed
    The next morning I came home
    But I couldn't find her in her room
    I saw a note on her bed
    I opened it and read with dread
    "Alli, I'm sorry. I know I was a pain. I know you had to live with me for all these years and you couldn't stand it. Last night I was going to tell you I had cancer and they had to pull the plug because it was so bad this morning. I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to worry. You can handle it. I don't know if you're relieved or sad, but just know I love you, I always have."
    I threw down the note in tears
    Regretting the hate
    Regretting the beers
    If I could go back I'd change it all
    Always been nice, and answered her calls
    But now I can't because she's gone
    She left a card, and my favorite song
    nothing left but a few bones
    And the biggest regret
    Is that I let her die alone
    ♥♥♥♥
    always think about what you say, those could be your last words to someone
    I wrote this. It did NOT happen to me. But these things happen all the time. Just thought I'd get the point across. Hope you liked it♥ nicoleypoleyoley


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Me: Breath if you find me attractive
    Entire human race *dies from lack of oxygen*

  18. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    What I don't understand is when couples fight, and one of them changes their status to "Single. :/"
    I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but you don't see
    me updating my
    status to "Orphan. :/"

  19. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Jesus
    only had 12 followers too.

  20. littleackaa101 littleackaa101
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    Have the courage to live
    anyone can die

:)

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