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AlliieGiirl
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November 13, 2011 3:01pm UTC

I saw a bumper sticker today;
It said, "My kid got your honor student pregnant." I laughed so hard.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 5:35pm UTC

F i r s t , w e w i l l m a k e s n o w a n g e l s f o r t w o h o u r s
t h e n , w e ' l l g o i c e s k a t i n g ,
a n d t h e n w e ' l l e a t a w ho l e r o w o f t o l l ho u se c o o k i e d o u g h a s f a s t a s w e c a n,
and then to finish ,we'll snuggle♥
- Buddy the elf♥
anyone else want someone like this in their lives?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 2:34pm UTC

Why is it that
The car ride home always feel shorter
Than the car ride going there?
© ThatsSoMeee

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celinetaylor2345
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 5:59pm UTC

The awkward moment
when a boy has bigger boobs than a girl

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rubaaay24
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November 9, 2011 4:05pm UTC

EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN'.
except Friday.
Gotta Get Down on Friday!
;)

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rubaaay24
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 4:18pm UTC

Katy Perry: Blue Hair.
Nicki Minaj: Pink Hair.
Rhianna: Red Hair.
Lady Gaga: Green Hair.
SOUNDS LIKE THE POWER RANGERS ARE BACK ♥

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oneLesslnlygirl
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 4:05pm UTC

You know how they
brought back a whole
bunch of old shows on
teenNick?
Who else agrees they should make a "TeenDisney," Where they only play
That's So Raven,
Phil of The Future,
Even Stevens,
Lizzie McGuire,
and etc?

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robby
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 4:07pm UTC

Everytime I hear someone
say "excuse me"
I thin k "your a hell of a guy"

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taylorcameron
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 5:50pm UTC

They Say
You Don't Know What You Got Until It's Gone.
\\\\\\\\\\ TheTruthIS, //////////
You Knew Exactly
What You Had;
---------- You Just Never Thought You'd Lose it. ----------

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neonbubbles
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November 9, 2011 6:00pm UTC

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soccerplayerrr21
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November 8, 2011 3:35pm UTC

DEAR ALL BOYS,
While you are all getting Modern Warfare 3 I'm gonna go to bed,
I'm saving my midnight release for breaking dawn.
Sincerely,
all girls.
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bandansrock123
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 5:29pm UTC

nmf/nmq
Eric Smith
I just had my frist kiss with the most amazing girl!!
Like · Comment · 5 minutes ago
10 people like this
John Cohen
Your mom doesn't count, loser.
3 minutes ago · Like 2 people like this
Eric Smith
But your does!
2 minutes ago · Unlike 25 people like this

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kristen827
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 6:47pm UTC

obviously you were born on a highway. cause thats where most accidents happen.

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taytayx311
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 7:09pm UTC

Hugging someone
goodbye,who obviously did not plan
on hugging you.

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xoprettylittlesmileox
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November 8, 2011 4:14pm UTC

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 7:12pm UTC

I'm pretty sure, if Walt Disney
watched Disney Channel today
HE WOULD CRY HIS EYES OUT

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AnnTeeEmm
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 3:33pm UTC

Did you ever stop & wonder,
what if this dollar was in a strippers panties. :o

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sunnynicky
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 3:15pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
Notebooks: $2.50
Pens: $1.50
Textbook: $125.00
Watching your teacher send an email about cheating on her husband, when she doesn't realize the projector is on: Priceless

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MissAnna
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 2:49pm UTC

he said, "i'm sorry about yesterday."
no. you aren't.

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loveyualways
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 10:40am UTC

where in the nursery
rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg. ♥

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