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1. xxloverrxx009
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2009 9:33pm UTC
   Your 8 Names ;
   Your Real Name:
   (uhhh, self-explanatory):
   Paigee
   Your "Gangsta" Name
   (first 4 letters of real name plus dizzle):
   Paigdizzle
   Your Detective Name
   (favorite color & favorite animal):
   RedDog
   Your Soap Opera Name
   (your middle name & street you live on):
   Alexandra 210. (thats gay)
   Your Star Wars Name
   (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name):
   Keral (ker al haha i like this
   Your Superhero Name
   (2nd favorite color & favorite drink):
   blueshirlytemple
   Your Witness Protection Name
   (one of your parent's middle name):
   Stephanie
   Your Goth Name
   (black & the name of one of your pets):
   Black Luke
   creepyy
   
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2. xxloverrxx009
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2009 11:34pm UTC
   There was this girl and she was with
   her
   friend.
   They were looking through peoples
   MySpaces.
   The girl slowly came upon this one
   myspace. It
   had creatures in the background and the
   man
   looked like a psycho. She started
   laughing with
   her friend commenting on how ugly he
   was.
   Right
   then, an instant message came up.
   IT SAID
   SatanStalker: So how do u like my
   MySpace?
   XxLoVemExX: What?
   XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
   SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
   youre looking at my MySpace right now.
   XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
   SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
   at my MySpace.
   XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
   SatanStalker: I just do.
   Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
   you.
   Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
   say.
   At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
   a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
   to get worried now.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
   to care the living sh*t out of me.
   SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
   SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
   like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
   you just said about me with your friend like a
   minute ago.
   They were in shock.
   Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
   hes a f*cking psycho!
   The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
   watching us?
   SatanStalker: I am.
   SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
   you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
   from coming to your house.
   XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
   SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
   leave now because youre freaking me out.
   SatanStalker: Your screen name says
   love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
   SatanStalker has just signed off.
   The girl and her friend were really
   scared.
   Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
   me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
   from someone.
   They went upstairs and were
   having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
   friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
   ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
   friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
   what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
   anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
   the ground dead. She started to scream but
   when she turned around he was there.
   News the next
   morning said that there was one girl dead in
   the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
   over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
   Just her head.
   If you do not repost this in the next two
   minutes there will be three men, one in your
   bathroom,
   one in your room, and one killing your parents
   at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
   what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
   to die
   
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3. xxloverrxx009
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2009 5:49pm UTC
   THE IPOD GAME
   HOW TO PLAY: GRAB YOUR IPOD AND HIT "SHUFFLE SONGS" FOR EACH QUESTION
   What will I be when I grow up?
   duffle bag boy :) lol hahaha
   Who will I marry?
   low (wtf??)
   Say something about me
   how far weve come (huh)
   Favorite thing to do?
   Cupids Chokehold (irrelevant)
   my feeling right now
   Crank That(lolll)
   im doing this right now
   nobodys perfect (hehee)
   killer?
   year 3000(wtf)
   lover?
   all over you(ok)
   what am i doing tommarrow?
   white shadows
   express myself
   get silly (hahahaa) love it
   i hate...
   satellite (urm)
   i love...
   high(idontgetit)
   ticklish?
   crush(ha)
   funny?
   never underestimate a girl (huh)
   eating this
   your my angel(ok)
   good thing?
   dont talk (urrrrm)
   bad thing?
   wait a minute (k)
   is this game fun?
   here in your arms
   how do you feel about this game?
   because of you
   should i ask a stupid question?
   live your life(lol)
   how many bannanas did you eat last thursday?
   all i do( hahah)
   are you sad this is almost over?
   phone home(kk)
   will you tell your friends about this game?
   hate me (okay wierd)
   will they take it?
   lolipop heehee
   
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4. xxloverrxx009
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2009 10:53am UTC
   Love is like water;
   We can ----fall---- in it. We can >>>drown<<< in it.
   But we ~~can't~~ live with out it
   
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5. xxloverrxx009
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2009 1:25am UTC
   where are
   you now
   when i
   need you
   the most?
   where are you now? By justin bieber!
   sorry if you have it
   
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6. xxloverrxx009
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2009 1:55am UTC
   Your
   World
   is
   My
   World<3
   justin bieber
   ONE TIME!!
   ILY JUSTIN BIEBER
   
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7. xxloverrxx009
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2009 1:11am UTC
   Man,
   I love college!,
   And i love drinking!!!
   a s h e r r o t h
   asher roth....
   I DO REQUESTS FOR THISS
   
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8. xxloverrxx009
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2009 1:39am UTC
   I feel like I just seen
   the sun for the
   first time;;
   >You< make
   my life bright cuz
   >you< shine
   La,La,La- LMFAO
   
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9. xxloverrxx009
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2009 1:23am UTC
   You wont be his first, his last, or the only hes loved before, he will love again but if he loves you now what else matters? Hes not perfect, and neither are you and the two of you will never be perfect but if he makes you laugh at least once and causes you to think twice and admits to being human and making mistakes hold onto him and give him all you've got hes not going to quote poetry he is not going to be thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you can break. Dont hurt him, Dont change him, and dont expect too much from him, smile when he makes you happy, [[Cry]] when he makes you sad and {miss him} when hes not there...
   sorry i didnt feel like doing a whole lot to this but you can take this and make it prettier ahah
   ...t...
   
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10. xxloverrxx009
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2009 1:09am UTC
    so
    i sorta
    kinda like you
    alot more than
    i originally
    planned
    
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11. xxloverrxx009
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 3:05am UTC
    you
    make remembering
    a beautiful thing
    NOT MINE
    
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12. xxloverrxx009
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 2:56am UTC
    8 favorites
    • Favorite Color: red
    • Favorite Food; pizza...
    • Favorite Sinqer: well i like kings of leon.. and keri hilson
    • Favorite Movie: Batman Dark Knight.....
    • Favorite Sport: softball
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: fridays and saturdays
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: ur mom
    • Favorite Time of Day: Morning... bc im sleeping
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Happy;;BORED
    • Current Taste: iced tea
    • Current Clothes: my boat shorts :) and my tank top
    • Current Computer: Dell Inspiron 1420
    • Current Finqer/Toenail Color: Salmon...i think... and none
    • Current Time: 2:44 am
    • Current Surroundinqs: a pillow.. a cat and a computer...oh and an ipod
    • Current Annoyance(s): catt
    • Current Thouqht: I hate luke...christi can have him... NOT
    5 Firsts
    • First Best Friend:COLIN
    • First crush: Kevin k
    • First Screen Name: spoilpaige
    • First Pet: Cody-cat....i still have him
    • First Piercinq: ears when i was 2
    6 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: Pickles!!
    • Last Car Ride: like 2 hours ago
    • Last Text Messaqe: Christi
    • Last Movie Seen: I dont remember
    • Last Item Bought: Oreo Brownie something from dq
    • Last CD Played: i havent played a cd since i was like 7
    4 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: yupp
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: no
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: no
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: um i think yeah
    4 Thinqs
    • You're Wearinq:shorts and a tank top
    • You Did Last Niqht: i was with kelly e. and had a softball game
    • What Can You Hear Riqht Now: luke being the most annoying cat ever...andknock you down by Keri hilson
    • You Can't Live Without: air....friends....water...shelter...idk
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. California
    • 2. Washington dc
    • 3. Florida
    • 4 North Carolina
    • 5. West virginia
    3 People You Can Tell Anythinq To
    • 1. Kelly E.
    • 2. Mandi
    • 3. Christi and timmy:)
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: BLACK
    • 2. Hot or Cold: HOT
    
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13. xxloverrxx009
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 2:35am UTC
    loving
    is
    as
    loving
    does
    not mine sorry if youhave it
    
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14. xxloverrxx009
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 3:53am UTC
    dont find love,
    let love find you...
    thats why its called falling in love...
    because you dont force your self to fall
    you just
    fall
    not mine
    
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15. xxloverrxx009
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 3:15am UTC
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16. xxloverrxx009
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 3:01am UTC
    Late at night when all the world is sleeping... i stay up &+ think about you... and wish upon a star... that somewhere you are thinking of me too... Cuz im dreaming of you tonite
    got this off of photobucket... sorry if you have it
    
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17. xxloverrxx009
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 1:44am UTC
    all in all;;
    your just another
    brick in the wall
    '-------> pink floyd
    
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18. xxloverrxx009
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 1:10am UTC
    be
    yourself
    because
    everyone
    else
    is
    taken
    not mine...got it off of photobucket!
    
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19. xxloverrxx009
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 12:52am UTC
    Fakes
    are
    silly
    
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20. xxloverrxx009
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 12:40am UTC
    i wanna be the girl HE'S scared to lose.
    the one where he [cant] walk away from knowing she's mad *at* him, the one he cant fall asleep without her voice being the last one he hears;; ...THE ONE HE CANT \\L..I.V.E.W.I.T.H.O.U.T//
    ...not mine... got it off of photobucket....
    
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