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  1. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    Grandma moment #16
    "Drop it like its hot,Drop it like its hot!"
    "Grandma please,Stop spilling your soup!"

  2. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    Grandma moment #17
    "OH SO THEY WANNA RACE?!"
    "Grandma please, that's just the ambulance,get out of the way."
    p.s i skipped number 11 :P sorry guys :P

  3. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    Grandma moment #18
    "LIKE A PEE STICK, LIKE A PEE STICK!"
    "Grandma please,
    It's like a G6,now put the pregnancy stick down."
    nmf.nmq

  4. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    Grandma moment #19
    "Grab somebody sexy tell'em hey!"
    "Grandma please, Let me go!"
    nmf.Quote credit goes to xosmileyxo4 :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    Grandma moment #15
    "ROLLIN IN THE
    DEEP!"
    "Grandma please, get your wheel chair out of the bathtub."

  7. xxCoolTrashxx xxCoolTrashxx
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    I failed a spelling test
    because they asked me how to spell
    Sexy
    & I put down my name
    nmmf

  8. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    Finding Nemo
    Teacher: You live in what kind of home?
    Nemo: In an anamen-em-em-a-nie.
    Teacher: Ok,ok don't hurt yourself.
    ♥♥♥
    nmf

  9. chitchat17 chitchat17
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    COOL STORY BRO
    CAN I BUY IT ON MY KINDLE?
    MAYBE GET IT ON PAPERBACK?
    OR EVEN GET IT ON AUDIO?
    YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TELL
    THAT AT PARTIES.

  10. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    Grandma moment #14
    "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH,I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"
    "Grandma please! put your wig back on."

  11. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    TOP 10 RAPPERS:
    1. Eminem
    2. Eminem
    3. Eminem
    4. Eminem
    5. Eminem
    6. Eminem
    7. Eminem
    8. Eminem
    9. Eminem
    10. EMINEM

  12. eminemismylifee eminemismylifee
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    i hate when people compare Eminem to Jesus. I mean, he is good and all, but he is no Eminem<3
    totally original <3 *fav for Eminem fans*

  13. hollisterxobabey3 hollisterxobabey3
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2009 5:21pm UTC
    got enemies?
    good- that means you*ve stood up for
    something for once in your life .
    EMINEM <3
    eminem is my effin lifeeeeee<3333333333333333333
    ratee if you love eminem

  14. xkatelynxaylerx xkatelynxaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 3:47pm UTC
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    EMINEM EMINEM EMINEM EMINEM EMINEM
    EMINEM EMINEM EMINEM EMINEM EMINEM
    favorite if you love Eminem<3.

  15. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 12:41am UTC
    Bro tip#926
    Never use the same secret
    handshake with
    multiple bros.
    -nmq.nmf.

  16. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:38pm UTC
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  17. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    G r a n d m a m o m e n t # 2
    " I m a k e i t r a i n , I m a k e I t r a i n "
    " G r a n d m a p l e a s e ! j us t w a t e r
    t h e f l o w e r s ! "

  18. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Grandma moment #3
    "IM FRESHER THAN A MUTHAFUCKA!'
    "Grandma please put The Frebreeze Down!"

  19. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:57pm UTC
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  20. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
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    August 1, 2011 9:08pm UTC
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