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  1. hippie9167084 hippie9167084
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 10:09am UTC
    So me and my friend
    walk up to a snack stand
    to get icecream
    We wanted some choco tacos
    so my friend goes to the lady
    Can we have 2 choco tacos?
    And then she starts cracking up
    that was so funny i mean come on choco tacos lol

  2. silentpurpleninjahippo silentpurpleninjahippo
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 1:42pm UTC
    Fave this if you are supposed to be doing something else
    But......
    You're on Witty instead

  3. christinexoxox christinexoxox
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 6:43pm UTC
    "OMG I have to tell you this story about.." *starts laughing* "there was this.." *starts laughing* "OMG it was soo funny.." *starts laughing* *deep breath* "Okay there was this.." *starts laughing*
    favorite this..if its ever happened to you :D haha

  4. _eminem _eminem
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 6:18pm UTC
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  5. LCostello LCostello
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 11:53am UTC
    ┣▇ | | | W i t t y P r o f i l e s | | | ▇▇═─™
    This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom.
    Extra doses can lead to addiction.

  6. LovexSickxMelody LovexSickxMelody
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 6:21pm UTC
    FACE IT,
    WE ALL WANT TO TAKE EMINEM'S HAND AND WALK THE WORLD TOGETHER <3
    ALL MINE NO JOCKING PLEASE

  7. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 10:27pm UTC
    When you were 5,
    Sticking your tongue out
    Was like giving them the middle finger

  8. kenzie212 kenzie212
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 12:41pm UTC
    fave if your left hand is on your face or if your legs are crossed :)

  9. taaymaex3 taaymaex3
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 10:02am UTC
    Don't flatter yourself sweetie, the only fan [you] have is on the c e i l i n g * (;

  10. sensation sensation
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 4:57pm UTC
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  11. iheart_questionmarkk iheart_questionmarkk
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 5:57pm UTC
    Things to saywhen a guydumpsyou#1
    shrug your shoulders and say
    "my other boyfriend is cuter anyways . . . "

  12. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 1:14pm UTC
    "NO. NO! NOOO!"
    Your message has been sent.
    ". . . OH GOD"

  13. coconutmebabii coconutmebabii
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 4:09pm UTC
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  14. flywithme_ flywithme_
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 11:20am UTC
    THE HARDEST THING
    IN THE UNIVERSE IS
    LISTENING TO THE
    GUY YOU LOVE TALKING ABOUT THE
    GIRL YOU WANT TO BE. <\3

  15. stardreamer15 stardreamer15
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.
    credit to brokensmile_

  16. livelaughlove23 livelaughlove23
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 12:19pm UTC
    Spongebob
    Will Never Understand
    that squidward doesnt l i ke him

  17. music_is_my_life music_is_my_life
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 11:41am UTC
    Witty is not what it used to be
    Let's blame the 10 year old's!
    This is a complete joke, don't make it a big deal

  18. TaylorSwift25 TaylorSwift25
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 2:24pm UTC
    People in the backgrounds of
    pictures make everything more funny
    <3
    format: _YouHadMeAtHello
    & Facebook

  19. paigeyy_22 paigeyy_22
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 10:37am UTC
    one day...♡
    when I was a freshman in high school,
    I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.
    His name was Kyle.
    It looked like he was carrying all of his books.
    I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?
    He must really be a nerd.'
    I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon),
    so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
    As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.
    They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.
    His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him...
    He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes
    My heart went out to him.
    So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around
    looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.
    As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.'
    They really should get lives.
    He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
    There was a big smile on his face.
    It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.
    I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.
    As it turned out he lived near me so I asked him why I had never seen him before.
    He said he had gone to private school before now.
    I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
    We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.
    He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.
    I asked him if he wanted to play a little football
    with my friends.
    He said yes.
    We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
    Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.
    I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gunna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!'
    He just laughed and handed me half the books.
    Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.
    When we were seniors we began to think about college
    Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
    I knew that we would always be friends that the miles would never be a problem.
    He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.
    Kyle was valedictorian of our class.
    I teased him all the time about being a nerd.
    He had to prepare a speech for graduation.
    I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak
    Graduation day, I saw Kyle.
    He looked great.
    He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.
    He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.
    He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.
    Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
    Today was one of those days.
    I could see that he was nervous about his speech.
    So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!'
    He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.
    'Thanks', he said.
    As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began...
    'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years.
    Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...
    but mostly your friends...
    I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.
    I am going to tell you a story.'
    I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the
    first day we met.
    He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.
    He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
    He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.
    'Thankfully, I was saved.
    My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.'
    I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy
    told us all about his weakest moment
    I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.
    Not until that moment did I realize its depth.
    Never underestimate the power of your actions..
    With one small gesture you can change a person's life.
    for better or for worse ♡

  20. gracelovesyou gracelovesyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 5:55pm UTC
    W H O E L S E L O V E S
    hearing an old song you used to listen to all the time,
    and being able to sing the whole thing word-for-word,
    L I K E Y O U U S E D T O

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