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xobprior3344xo
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January 22, 2011 12:07pm UTC

Parents: Back when I was a kid...
Kids: I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE A KID. WHY LIVE LIFE LIKE YOU DID BACK THEN WHEN WE HAVE ALL THIS STUFF NOW.
like this if it applies(:

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xobprior3344xo
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January 23, 2011 2:03pm UTC

Aghh, I hate it when...
i have to sneeze sooo badly and all of a sudden it goes away.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xobprior3344xo
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January 19, 2011 5:06pm UTC

That moment when someone says something that they think is funny and they think your going to laugh but it was the stupidest thing you ever heard but you laugh anyways.

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xobprior3344xo
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January 19, 2011 2:46pm UTC

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xxewagxx14
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January 2, 2011 7:09pm UTC

You asked me what was wrong
I smiled and said.......
NOTHING
Then i turned around and whispered.....
EVERYTHING

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jssx623
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January 13, 2011 5:15pm UTC

Some people were dropped as
a baby.
YOU were clearly thrown at a wall.
♥

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xokaaaylllaaaxo
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January 17, 2011 10:01pm UTC

---------------♥-------------
Vinny: Ronnie has to types of laughs, one when he sound like a little girl & another when he sound like a dolphin on steroids.
-Jersey Shore.
---------------♥------------

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rima21
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January 15, 2011 1:08pm UTC

When i drop my phone,
i act like i just dropped a new born baby.
anyone else ?
♥

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pleasedontgo
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November 20, 2010 12:57am UTC

STUDENT: Can I please go to the bathroom?
TEACHER: Yes as soon as you say your ABCs!
STUDENT: OK, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
TEACHER: Where's the P?
STUDENT: Running down my leg!!!!!!

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annabanana7021
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December 8, 2010 5:19pm UTC

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.

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annabanana7021
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December 7, 2010 8:21pm UTC

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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emg2613
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January 14, 2011 7:01pm UTC

im bored
who's with me?

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emg2613
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January 18, 2011 4:23pm UTC

fav if your obsessed with
...just dance 2
♥

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caralovesyou
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January 17, 2011 8:00pm UTC

dude, she called you fat,.....Oh hell NO, hold my CAKE

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caralovesyou
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January 13, 2011 9:42pm UTC

Why Don't Parents Understand Us Or Anything We Do ?

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xomiissyyxo
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January 16, 2011 7:24pm UTC

Staring at a text message for 5 minutes
trying to figure out how to reply while secretly thinking, damn it's a good thing we aren't talking face to face,
I'd be screwed
repost

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