A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
down his window and said to the officer,
"Is there a problem, Officer?"
The officer shook his head and answered,
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations!
What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and replied,
"Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk
and stoned."
The guy from the back seat whined,
"I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
voice yelled out,
"Are we over the border yet?"