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  1. kiara101kms kiara101kms
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:55am UTC
    THE DISGUSTING MOMENT
    When you find a hair in your food
    And you KNOW
    It's not yours ...
    G R O S S =O

  2. CarlaLovesYou CarlaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:56am UTC
    I'm Going To Open A Bra Shop;
    AND CALL IT "ONE GIRL TWO CUPS".


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. mac_miller mac_miller
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:56am UTC
    IS YOUR NAME WITTY PROFILES?
    'cause i wanna be on you all night long.

  5. regankk regankk
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:57am UTC
    That award moment when
    Your watching TV with your dad and brother and a tampon commercial comes on ....
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  6. aminaiswhoiam aminaiswhoiam
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:57am UTC
    I Feel Bad For Not Reading Long Quotes ,
    Then I Read Them ,
    And Realize I Didn't Miss Out On Much . . .
    Smh -___-

  7. Jenna615 Jenna615
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:58am UTC
    Young Noah: [while hanging from the Ferris Wheel] Will you go out with me?
    Young Allie: What? No.
    Young Noah: No...?
    Young Allie: No.
    Young Noah: Why not?
    Young Allie: I don't know, because I don't want to.
    Young Noah: OK, then you leave me no other choice.
    Young Allie: [Lets go with one hand] AHHHH!
    Young Noah: I'm gonna ask you one more time, will you or will you not go out with me? I think my hand's slipping.
    Young Allie: OK, OK. Fine I'll go out with you
    Young Noah: No, don't do me any favors.
    Young Allie: No, no I want to.
    Young Noah: Say it.
    Young Allie: I wanna go out with you.
    Young Noah: Say it again.
    Young Allie: I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU!
    Young Noah: All right, all right we'll go out.
    ------------------------------the notebook----------------------------
    ♥♥♥♥♥

  8. sofigarcia sofigarcia
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:58am UTC
    ONCE YOU START TODISLIKESOMEONE
    EVERYTHINGTHEY DO
    ANNOYS you
    :)

  9. NoParkinggx3 NoParkinggx3
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:58am UTC
    That very odd moment when,
    You open a door & someones standing there & they scare the sh*t out of you..
    nmf

  10. LEXIExTAYLOR LEXIExTAYLOR
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:59am UTC
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  11. CarlaLovesYou CarlaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 1:00am UTC
    Man, I Need To Give Your
    parents some condoms
    SO THAT DOESN'T
    happen again...

  12. Sillyjilly0922 Sillyjilly0922
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 1:01am UTC
    .
    It doesn't matter how old you are.
    You hear the ice cream truck;
    you run.
    .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. LEXIExTAYLOR LEXIExTAYLOR
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 1:04am UTC
    girls are like cell phones. we loved to be held, and talked too, but if you press the wrong button, you'll be disconnected.

  15. meganjulia13 meganjulia13
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 1:04am UTC
    Is your mouth being paid
    for all that overtime?

  16. SirGaga SirGaga
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 1:08am UTC
    i u s e d t o l i k e m y
    n e i g h b o u r s ;
    u n t i l t h e y p u t a p a s s w o r d o n t h e i r w i - f i .

  17. fungirl1600 fungirl1600
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 1:08am UTC
    I've seen you somewhere.
    Oh yeah, IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER SEXY

    nmq/nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Natsuo44 Natsuo44
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 1:09am UTC
    S E X .
    Now that I have your attention, let's talk about pie :D

    Format Credit ;; Sandrasauraus

  20. reeneex3 reeneex3
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 1:09am UTC
    B i T C H , please.

:)

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