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CarlaLovesYou

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Member Since: 19 May 2011 05:02pm

Last Seen: 24 Mar 2012 11:32pm

user id: 175622

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  1. CarlaLovesYou CarlaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    MATH TEACHER SAID:
    "I HAVE FIVE BOTTLES IN ONE HAND,
    AND SIX IN THE OTHER."
    WHAT DO I HAVE?
    so the student said:
    "A DRINKING PROBLEM?"

  2. CarlaLovesYou CarlaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 1:00am UTC
    Man, I Need To Give Your
    parents some condoms
    SO THAT DOESN'T
    happen again...

  3. CarlaLovesYou CarlaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:56am UTC
    I'm Going To Open A Bra Shop;
    AND CALL IT "ONE GIRL TWO CUPS".

  4. CarlaLovesYou CarlaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:42am UTC
    When I'm Sad,
    I just sing. & Then I realize my voice is worse than my problems♥

  5. CarlaLovesYou CarlaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    i don't hate you.
    i'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

:)

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