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1. iantonia11
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2011 5:34pm UTC
   You are in a relationship with Him.
   ♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
   You thought this day would never come.
   
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2. LoudLaugher
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2011 7:45pm UTC
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3. GraceElizabeth
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2011 7:28pm UTC
   today I went on face book
   And had 58 notifications from "him"
   liking all of my profile pictures<3
   
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4. lovehimmorethanwords
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2011 5:30pm UTC
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   For ever fav,
   I will go a day without
   self harming.
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5. hahaxurbangin
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2011 9:12pm UTC
   F L I R T(F)uck (L)ove (I)'d (R)ather (T)ease
   
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6. erikaajaguarr96
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2011 10:14pm UTC
   i wish i had superpowers.
   The Ability to Read Minds:
   to know what he thinks
   when someone says your name. ♥
   The Ability of Time Travel:
   So I can fix all the mistakes I made,
   replay all the amazing moments,
   and skip all the awkward ones. ♥
   The Ability of Teleporting:
   So I can see him whenever
   I want, wherever I want. ♥
   
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7. Biancaaa_xx
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2011 7:32pm UTC
   Top reasons to like
   a status:
   1: Hahaha. that's pretty funny.
   2. I completely agree.
   3. I know that this is about me, so i'm purposely liking it.
   4. I want to bang the s h i t out of you.
   
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8. candy_cane121
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2011 7:55pm UTC
   a perfectly good song
   Ruined by
   Horrible memories
   ♥
   
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9. timebomb22
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2011 1:29pm UTC
   Cancer;
   should go get cancer and die.
   [♥] if you agree.
   
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10. JustTheWayIAm
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 9:31am UTC
    When you're at the mall
    and you have eye contact with some girl and you automatically hate her.
    
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11. HeSaidForeverXForgetHimXLiveLife
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    Coming home from school,
    looking completely awful,
    and thinking
    "oh sh*t, have I looked like that all day?"
    format credit to: mattiluvsjb94
    ♥♥♥
    
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12. NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT,
    when you make a guy laugh.
    S u c c e s s .
    
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13. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Admit it,
    Once in your life, you've tried to guess someone's password but failed.
    
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14. xxbabexx
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    he texted me asking if my favorite animal was still a zebra.
    i haven't talked to him in five months.
    you should see how big my smile is.
    ♥
    
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15. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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16. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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17. guesscanada
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    Fave this if...
    some days, you feel beautiful and confident, then the other days, ugly and worthless...
    am i the only one?
    
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18. carolineblueeyes
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 12:04pm UTC
    Who else
    has their ears pierced
    but never wears earings?
    nmf
    
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19. poppinghearts
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 10:22am UTC
    Dear thigh fat,
    please help the needy, Sincerely, boobs.
    ♥
    
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20. BreeVee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    Facebook Mobile
    or as it should be called.. walk-n-stalk
    
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