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  1. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 4:02am UTC
    I just deleted all my quotes, except for ones I hoped some people got a smile out of.
    I'm officially DONE with this profile.
    Bye, guys.

  2. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:30am UTC
    I wanted to apologize to everyone.
    I made this account awhile ago. I've been saying I'm 14. I lied.
    I'm 12. I made this account because I thought everyone would treat me different because I'm young.
    I was right.
    I apologize to everyone I lied to. Especially those who I would talk with a lot.
    You guys are special to me, and I didn't want you to treat me different.
    If you would like to see my real Witty account, where I told the truth, you can go here:
    Again, I am sorry for lying. I just was afraid to be judged. I'm totally done with this account. If you would like to contact me, comment on the profile I posted above.
    Thanks. Bye.

  3. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    Repost if you love God ♥
    (Remember he just saw you looking at this)

  4. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    When you carry a Bible,
    the devil gets a headache.
    When you open it, he collapses.
    When he sees you reading it, he faints.
    When he sees you living it, he flees.
    And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
    I just defeated him.
    Favorite, copy & paste this if you're in God's army!

  5. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    Kids asked Jesus, "how much do you love me?" Jesus replied "I love you this much", and streched his arms on the cross and died for us. If you believe in God put this on your profile. If not, ignore this and know you have broken God's heart!

  6. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    A few days ago,
    A boy from my church got in an ATV accident. He passed away friday. He was only seventeen. Seventeen short years, was all he lived. Please pray for his family. Goodbye Jake. I'm sorry I never got to meet you.
    R.I.P Jake.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    1) Highlight the numbers
    2)Press Ctrl + F
    3) Then press 9

  8. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    Oh, hun.
    It's so cute how you think you're not
    Because you're wrong,
    in every way.

  9. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?

  10. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    When I go to Target,
    I place HUGE maternity size
    In the little boy section, just to make them feel awkward.

  11. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    Raccoons have toes,
    I have toes,
    Therefore I am a Unicorn ♥

  12. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    I'm a FREAKING NINJA Q<-<!

  13. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    Today, my dad woke me up for school,
    And he says,
    "Hey! Do you know what you're doing tonight?"
    I replied, still half asleep,
    And then I hear my dad laughing.
    Apparently I had answered I was going,
    Monster Hunting.
    MLIA ♥

  14. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    Holy poop!
    I doubt any of you guys are reading this
    Still here?
    Now you can reward yourself with a banana.
    You are welcome!

  15. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl
    had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her.. She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her
    When the policeman asked him,
    he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Re-post this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    51% won't re-post this
    be the one who's smart whom he protects.

  16. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    ☺ Sometimes, all you need is a smile.

  17. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    For the days we want to kill each other:
    You get the Shovel, I'll get the Pail,
    You get the Play-Doh, I'll get the Molds,
    You get the Cookies, I'll get the Milk,
    You get Barbie, I'll get Ken,
    Because you are my best friend, and we're never too old to have fun.
    You be the Mac, I'll be the Cheese,
    You be the Salt, I'll be the Pepper,
    You be Santa, I'll be the Elf,
    You be the Dog, I'll be the Cat,
    Because you are my best friend, and we're never too old to play pretend.
    Because I'm the Happy to your Day, let's keep it that way ☺

  18. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 8:24am UTC
    When I'm with you I see Pink
    When I'm without you I see Gray
    When you make me laugh I see Green
    When you make me cry I see Blue
    When I think of life with you I see Brown, which is not happy or sad,but all in all, you make my life...
    This is mine...I think. I've never seen it before but Ya never know... But I think its all mine ;)

  19. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    1. How old are you? 13
    2. Do you think you've ever been in love? no.
    3. How many guys have you said "i love you" to? Family count? lol
    4. Have you ever told a guy you loved him and not meant it? never
    5. How old were you when you had your first kiss? 5 but it wasn't a real kiss
    6. Have you ever fallen for your best guy friend?A couple times...lol .
    7. Have you ever used one guy to make another guy jealous? nope
    8. If you really thought you were in love with your best friend's ex, would you date him even if it wasn't okay with her? No way! Not if she wasn't ok with it.
    9. Hoes before Bros? Duh
    10. Have you ever asked a guy out? no
    11. When it comes to looks, you prefer guys with what color hair? Dark brown or black.
    12. Eyes? Green
    13. What body type do you look for in a guy? [ex: tall and skinny, short, chubby, muscular..ect] taller than me
    14. Hmm okay forget the looks now. Name five qualities you look for in a boyfriend. He's gotta have cute smile, pretty eyes, sensitive, funny, and straight as a board
    15Group dates or just the two of you? Depends if it was the first date or not
    16. What type of guy really catches your eye? [ex: Jock, country, emo, brainy type, ect.] My current crush is a jock
    17Ever had a broken heart? nah
    18. Celebrity crush? none
    19. Have you ever turned down a really sweet guy that you liked, because of his looks, or because you were embarrassed to be seen with him? Nope
    20. Do you wish you had a second chance with any guy? yeah
    21. What's your idea of a perfect date? Romantic dinner and/or something crazy!
    22. Do you beleive in love at first sight? no way. I mean what if he was a pshyco?
    23. Do you think people can stop loving each other? yes.
    24. Have you ever stayed in a relationship with a guy you really didn't like? no.
    25. Could you imagine dating your best guy friend? Not really, sounds awkward
    26. Your best friend broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years last month. She's moved on. Is it okay to date her ex? Only if she says its ok.
    27. Should the guy always pay for the date? At least sometimes
    28. What's the biggest turn on? [ex: good with kids, athletic, good cook ect.] Anything that makes me smile, like his smile =)
    29. Do your parents usually approve of your boyfriends? Haven't had one yet...
    30. Favorite romance movie? Titanic. It's soooo sweet =)
    31. Would you rather have a relationship like Romeo and Juliet, or Noah and Allie? who's noah and allie?
    32. In your oppinion, can a guy have a really close friend that's a girl, without liking her as a girlfriend? Duh.
    33. Musically Talented or Football Star? Both lol
    34. Is marriage and kids something you look forward to when you're older? Um....kinda
    35. Have you already thought of names for your children? Boy: Zander, Oliver, or Dominic. Girl: Olivia, Thalia, Annabelle, or Kayla
    36. What did you think of this survey? meh

  20. LoudLaugher LoudLaugher
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 7:16pm UTC
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