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1. xswaatsonn
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2009 2:48pm UTC
   little johnny
   its little johnny's 7th birthday, so his parents say he could do whatever he wanted today . his first choice was to take a shower with his mother . " mommy, what are those things on your chest?" he asks . " those are my uhh..uhh... flashlights ! "she said hesitantly. " ohh ! and what is that thing down there ?" he asks . " thats my uhh...uh... bush !" she answers . later that same day, he asks to take a shower with his father . " daddy, whats that thing down there ? " he asks, curiously . " thats my uhh...uh... snake! " the father says . " hey ! i have one of those too ! " it was finally the end of the day, and little johnny's last request was to sleep with his parents for the night . his parents were alright with that, just he wasnt allowed to look under the covers . he said okay, and he fell to sleep . he woke up a little while later, and he decided that he should look under the covers to see what was going on . " mommy ! turn on your flashlights ! daddy's snake is crawling into your bush !"
   saw it on a website and thoughtt it was funny (: no jockking please (: xswaatsonn
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2. xswaatsonn
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2009 8:35pm UTC
   I came here to make you
   dance tonight.*
   cobrastarshipp ;; guilty pleasuures . no jockin . xswaatsonn
   
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3. xswaatsonn
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2009 7:38pm UTC
   "We are what we repeatedly do . Excellence then, is not an act but a habit ."
   -Aristotle
   yet another quotee from my teaachers room . raate or haate . creditt to me . xswaatsonn
   
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4. xswaatsonn
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2009 4:42pm UTC
   "your life's story isnt your life. its your story.
   -John Barth
   its in one of my teaachers rooms (: raate or haate credditt to me ! xswaatsonn
   
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5. xswaatsonn
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2009 7:11pm UTC
   whaat a nice DAY it is outside todaay !
   you prob wouldnt know whaat i mean .raate or haate . xswaatson
   
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6. xswaatsonn
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2009 10:35pm UTC
   Amitheonlyone;;
   who cant wait to go back to school because of him ?
   i know that i caant =) raate high if you cant eitherr . xswaatsonn
   
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7. xswaatsonn
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2009 9:31pm UTC
   thats ridonculous !
   from bolt . mix it upp with your ownn colors . raate or haate . xswaatsonn
   
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8. xswaatsonn
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2009 7:18pm UTC
   A.ct
   S.wiftly
   A.wesome
   P.aciderm
   haha . its from horton hears a who . raate or haate =) xswaatsonn
   
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9. xswaatsonn
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2009 7:05pm UTC
   stop and stare
   ^^ thought it would make a good quotee . raate or haate =). chaange it up with colors . xswaatsonn
   
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10. xswaatsonn
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 9:31pm UTC
    and on the thirrd daay;;
    god created the remmington boltaction riffle so that man could fight the dinosaurs..........
    and the homosexuals
    AAYYMEEN !<3
    ^^ fromm mean girls =) raate or haate ! xswaatsonn
    
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