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little johnny

its little johnny's 7th birthday, so his parents say he could do whatever he wanted today . his first choice was to take a shower with his mother . " mommy, what are those things on your chest?" he asks . " those are my uhh..uhh... flashlights ! "she said hesitantly. " ohh ! and what is that thing down there ?" he asks . " thats my uhh...uh... bush !" she answers . later that same day, he asks to take a shower with his father . " daddy, whats that thing down there ? " he asks, curiously . " thats my uhh...uh... snake! " the father says . " hey ! i have one of those too ! " it was finally the end of the day, and little johnny's last request was to sleep with his parents for the night . his parents were alright with that, just he wasnt allowed to look under the covers . he said okay, and he fell to sleep . he woke up a little while later, and he decided that he should look under the covers to see what was going on . " mommy ! turn on your flashlights ! daddy's snake is crawling into your bush !"

saw it on a website and thoughtt it was funny (: no jockking please (: xswaatsonn

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