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August 2, 2011 12:07am UTC

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Eeny Meenie Miny Moe
Yeah.. I caught you with that hoe.
You tried to lie, right to my face.
Now, watch how fast you'll be replaced.
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August 1, 2011 11:23pm UTC

I DO WHAT I WANT
WHEN I WANT
WHERE I WANT
if my mom says it okay...

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August 1, 2011 11:17pm UTC

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August 1, 2011 11:11pm UTC

I went to Starbucks and they asked me to write my name down for when it was ready. I wrote "Lord Voldemort" and the cashier said "The coffee of the one who shall not be named is ready"
Made my day:)

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August 1, 2011 11:07pm UTC

Adding a winky face can make almost anything sound
dirty ;)

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August 1, 2011 11:00pm UTC

Art Teacher: What did you draw?
Me: A cow eating grass
Teacher: Wheres the grass?
Me: The cow ate it.
Teacher: Then.. Wnere is the cow?
Me: Im staring at it.

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August 1, 2011 10:36pm UTC

Whatever is inside
is what you truly feel, so
even if you lie to others
you cannot lie to yourself.

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