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1. xsimplyquotesx
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   August 2, 2011 3:07pm UTC
   Dear Math,
   I liked you so much more before you and the alphabet started hooking up...
   Sincerely,
   Everyone
   
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   August 2, 2011 3:02pm UTC
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   August 2, 2011 2:56pm UTC
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4. xsimplyquotesx
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   August 2, 2011 2:52pm UTC
   Enough with the Voldemort jokes. Everyone nose they're not funny. ;)
   
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   August 2, 2011 2:48pm UTC
   Kristen Stewart.. 5 movies..
   One facial expression. -__-
   
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   August 2, 2011 2:44pm UTC
   If you think about it...
   The Wizard of Oz is just about two women fighting over a pair of shoes..
   
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   August 2, 2011 2:40pm UTC
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   The Awkward Moment When
   someone talks to a baby in a normal voice.
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8. xsimplyquotesx
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   August 2, 2011 2:35pm UTC
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   You can't be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesnt work that way. You're already hard to want.
   ~~Peter Griffin
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9. xsimplyquotesx
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   August 2, 2011 2:31pm UTC
   Boy: ily
   girl: can u plz spell it out just so it makes it more special?
   boy: im leaving you.
   boys. suck.
   
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10. xsimplyquotesx
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    August 2, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    ...the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.
    ~~The lion king♥
    
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    August 2, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your worth.
    
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    August 2, 2011 9:57am UTC
    It's my world..
    You all just live in it:)
    
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    August 2, 2011 9:52am UTC
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    August 2, 2011 1:25am UTC
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    August 2, 2011 1:20am UTC
    Staring at a dead body during a
    movie.. trying to catch it moving
    or breathing.. Life story.
    
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    August 2, 2011 1:15am UTC
    See that fish tank over there....
    Yeah.. I tapped that. :)
    
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    August 2, 2011 1:09am UTC
    I saw a drunk dude that claimed
    he was George Washington
    .
    I asked him for two forms of I.D.
    .
    && He pulled out a dollar and a
    quarter.
    He wins.
    
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18. xsimplyquotesx
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    August 2, 2011 1:05am UTC
    I hate when little twelve year olds talk about "getting so drunk." I'm just like.. "Uhh weren't you a fetus like yesterday?"
    
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    August 2, 2011 1:00am UTC
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    August 2, 2011 12:53am UTC
    The Awkward Moment When the weirdest kid in school has a boyfriend/girlfriend and your still forever single.. </3
    
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