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  1. Evil_Baby Evil_Baby
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    Sick of all the same quotes!

  2. xoHollisterrGirlyyxo xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    I' m i n s u c h a w o n d e r f u l r e l a t i o n s h i p I'm in such a wonderful relationship ...
    .... with my jar of Nutella. ♥

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 2:31pm UTC
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  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    When the teacher says
    "Partner up!" and you look at your friend but she looks at someone else.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. emilyxxox* emilyxxox*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    September 11, 2011
    The Big Apple awoke, a new day had begun.
    The Statue of Liberty was standing so proud,
    as God and Freedom were singing out loud.
    Native New Yorkers were starting to enter,
    The Twin Towers called The World Trade Center.
    They went to their office and they worked with pride,
    on this day when a part of America died.
    The people of Boston were also at work,
    responsibilities they never would shirk.
    The traffic was brutal as it is every morn,
    but each day they brave it for the show must go on.
    Now downtown was open, Logan Airport was too,
    as people boarded their flights they had no clue;
    terrorists were sitting right there by their side,
    on this day when a part of America died.
    Now at 8:46, the whole world was in shock,
    when there was an explosion that shook the whole block.
    And downtown Manhattan was like a war zone,
    for these terrorists attacked us right in our own home.
    As the planes hit The Towers, there was a bad fire,
    the people were screaming, as the flames grew higher.
    But through the disaster, they still showed their pride,
    on this day when a part of America died.
    The police and firemen didn't think of themselves,
    not one person said, "It's every man for himself."
    For to those trapped inside each man was a brother,
    on their wounded shoulders, they carried each other.
    Although September Eleventh brought death and dismay,
    we all banded together in the U.S.A.
    We showed our courage, our strength, and our pride,
    On this day when a part of America died.

  7. mrsjustinbieber mrsjustinbieber
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    fave this if,
    You've been personally victimized by
    Regina George ♥
    format cred: Sandrasurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. creativeusername97 creativeusername97
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Beyonce & Jay-Z
    ~
    are expecting a baby.
    that kid is gonna have everything.
    ....except a last name.
    ~facebook

  10. MissAlyssaxoxo MissAlyssaxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    So there's this girl I know.
    She goes to my school and is in some of my classes, but she doesn't have many friends.
    One day I heard her crying in the bathroom, and I asked if I could talk to her.
    She said:
    "No boy ever tells me I'm pretty. Grace (The meanest girl at our school) Told me no one would care if I died."
    I told her that she was beautiful, smart, and pretty, and not to let a loser like Grace bring her down.
    I reminded her she has friends and family that care about her. She said her family wouldn't give a sh*t if she killed herself. She has no friends.
    I reminded her that I'm her friend, I would care, and 1000 other people would to.
    She asked me how.
    I told her to give me tonight, and tomorrow morning I'll show her.
    So please people of witty, if you have a heart, just click the like button. Stop this girl from harming herself.
    Thank you♥

  11. amazing23 amazing23
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 11:34pm UTC
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  12. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    GET SCARED WHEN A TEXT READS
    "Can I ask you a question?"

  13. chloeesmith chloeesmith
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    What if we woke up,
    As a baby, and our WHOLE life
    Had been a dream...

  14. Pistachiox3 Pistachiox3
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 12:28am UTC
    I fake the dates on my papers ,
    so it doesn't look like i did it last minute.

  15. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 8:51am UTC
    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
    today,
    I saw a girl, about 8,
    COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW HER IPHONE GOT TAKEN AWAY.
    Why?
    HER PARENTS CAUGHT HER KISSING HER BOYFRIEND.
    I saw 3 ten year olds at the mall,
    SHOPPING AT VICTORIA'S SECRET.
    why is this generation in such a hurry to grow up?
    IT'S NOT AS FABULOUS AS YOU THINK.
    in fact, its terrible.
    I WOULD KILL TO BE LITTLE AGAIN,
    playing with my jump rope, having only a skinned knee to cry over.

  16. toxic_love toxic_love
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    I can't help but wonder
    Why the hell I was so excited for high school.
    Screw this, I'm going back to kindergarten.

  17. youngster youngster
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    Secretly checking your are armpits
    ...to see if they smell

  18. Brooke2011 Brooke2011
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    What ever happened to those yellow simley faces they used to give out to kids at Wal-Mart anyways?
    /:

  19. anch0redships anch0redships
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete
    with the internet.

  20. victorinobaby96 victorinobaby96
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 9:00pm UTC
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