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kellovesjoe
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August 24, 2010 5:52pm UTC

who is that sexy beast
ohh thats me
fav and commet:)

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kellovesjoe
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August 24, 2010 5:49pm UTC

thats not nice:)

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kellovesjoe
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August 24, 2010 5:31pm UTC

im not normal.
deal with it:)

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xoxo_kelcie
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May 18, 2011 8:00pm UTC

Got milk?
i have chocolate milk ;)

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Gangstaax
posted a quote
May 18, 2011 7:41pm UTC

ahhh .
he made my day ..
by just texting me : hey
DUUUDDEE ! thaat rhymed .

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xoxo_kelcie
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May 18, 2011 7:22pm UTC

Can you do me a favor?
Does it involve me moving?
yes.
no.
fav&comment

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xoxo_kelcie
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May 18, 2011 7:14pm UTC

The moment when..
he texts you first <3

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epicbeacher
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May 17, 2011 10:01pm UTC

Dear you,
after reading this you will realize the the brain does not realize the second "the"
Sincerely,
Cool huh?

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comedreamwithme_
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 8:16pm UTC

Chatting with him...
Thoughts:
REPLY.
REPLY.
REPLY.
Okayy, chill. He's just a guy.
*Ping*
HOLY SHITTT HE REPLIED.
Him: Hey
OHMYGOD... WE'RE SO GETTING MARRIED.

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chillchica4
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 6:09pm UTC

face it;
We've all wondered what the Krabby Patty secret formula is.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 7:42pm UTC

You Know What Hurts?
when the person you used to do everything with turns into
a | c o m p l e t e | s t r a n g e r
& you realize that the only thing you know about them now
is their name

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Jandrews
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May 11, 2011 4:51am UTC

Dory: How about we play a game?
Marlin: All right.
Dory: Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
Marlin: It's me.
Dory: Right!
[Later]
Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small...
Marlin: Me again.
Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants...
[Later]
Dory: ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.
Dory: Okay, that's just scary.

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WinnieDJ
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May 10, 2011 6:47pm UTC

Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell Bananas.
♥
(I had to sing the song to type bananas)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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xxshellxx98
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May 10, 2011 7:04pm UTC

99% of boys are attractive
the other 1% g o t o m y school. ♥

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ilove_him
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May 11, 2011 3:14am UTC

- - - - -
' wanna go out ? '
' No '
' me neither. '
- - - - -

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devon123
posted a quote
May 10, 2011 6:35pm UTC

thinking of you ;
keeps me awake.
dreaming of you ;
keeps me asleep.
being with you ;
keeps me alive.
♥

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JBieberFacts
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May 10, 2011 7:24pm UTC

Justin Bieber Fact #120
When an unknown number calls Justin's cell phone,
he tries to hide his identity by answering
with a girly British accent.

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liketoysoldiers
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May 10, 2011 8:36pm UTC

Today,
I was looking up something in my [[ Spanish ]] book.
At the very beginning it has the
*_names of students who have had the book before. _*
The first name said "Micheal Jackson;
Issued: Black Returned: White"
--->I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the period.
MLIA

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twilightgirl995
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May 10, 2011 6:30pm UTC

Mom am I adopted?
"No, I wouldn't have you by choice."

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