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Member Since: 25 Jul 2010 10:51am

Last Seen: 15 Oct 2011 01:30am

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hey my name is kelsey
my besties-macenzie,meghan,olivia,kristen,cailtyn,
hannah,deedee,jenna,rafela,abby
im crazy clumsy outgoing hyper  and im a TOMBOY
i love sports
-softball
-basketball
my favorite color is green

i love music
- just the way you are
-riding solo
-teenage dream
-ordinary girl
-your love is my drug
-ive been watching you
-taylor swift
-LOTS MORE
i love animals
-all of them
i hate make up(its totally girly)!
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  1. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    Look at Password's quotes, she needs advice & caring people.No, i dont know her but i do want to help.

  2. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    lololol (;
    Child: Dad!! I'm hungry!!
    Dad: Then go ask your mother to go make you a sammich.
    Child: B-but dad, it's just . .
    Dad: What is it, son?
    Child: Shes not in the kitchen.
    Dad: She's... WHAT!?!
    ^
    i dont get it
    please explain
    :)
    thats not my quote
    i just dont get it

  3. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 11:45am UTC
    can anyone tell me in pretty little liars
    who is A?
    who ran hanna over?
    who killed allie?
    please comment.
    im putting this under funny for more people to see it

  4. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 10:06am UTC
    can anyone tell me in pretty little liars
    who is A?
    who ran hanna over?
    who killed allie?
    please comment.
    im putting this under funny for more people to see it

  5. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 2:07pm UTC
    i love it how
    boys know when
    i like them
    because
    i
    blush
    :*

  6. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 11:47pm UTC
    can you do me a favor?
    does it involve me moving?
    yes.
    no.

  7. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 6:22pm UTC
    ~am i the only one ...~
    ~who hates when there lips are chapped~

  8. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 11:46am UTC
    i love being,
    perfectly,imperfect
    notmine credit to whoever

  9. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 11:42am UTC
    i don't care if your a boy or a girl,
    i'm calling you dude.

  10. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 7:49pm UTC
    in the music video grenade that girl is a selfish brat ANY girl would be lucky to get bruno mars he treats girls the way they should get treated!

  11. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 7:23pm UTC
    Favorite this for taylor swift
    Comment for Justin Bieber
    favorite or comment
    For both

  12. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 5:28pm UTC
    when i was little i went up to my mom and said hey is santa real because i need to know because if you never tell me than when i have kids and it's christmas and santa doesn't come than i'll be in trouble
    true story!

  13. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 6:57pm UTC
    i asked my 5 year old cousin what her favorite song was and she said in a lady gaga voice anything made by LADY GAGA
    true

  14. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 10:51pm UTC
    boys can always tell when i like them ... i blush :*

  15. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 10:46pm UTC
    Type your name with your nose! and plz keep it going
    qao6sswaq- alyssa haha im rong
    aqloexaq- Alexa haha
    shannon- shannon 1rite
    janine- Janine :D
    swte3ph- steph haha
    nichole-nichole YESSSSS
    ash- ash:D
    kylee- kylee=)
    amber- =D
    caereloleyu- carley =0 OH NO!
    rachel- ha! own!
    wsop0yi8aq- Sophia! haha! I stink!
    dc045raqol9- im awesome!!! hah Coralie
    vicdtorioa - supposed to be victoria.
    kristen<<< OWNAGE !
    trswgtahnj- teagan
    :Omsawkala - supposed to be makayla
    ghr4iu8ahnhba-haha brianna ;D
    emily; yay {:
    kelly - woo ! ;D
    mjatti-matti lmao<3
    kelly-(:
    km3dqttyhwan- meaghan(:
    sloane kozlowski - sloane kozlowski(:
    caisi sarah - Caisi sarah :D
    brit6t6nhjey - brittney(:
    rachrelk - rachel :)
    kayliue - kaylie closee :P
    Taylor- YEAH Beeeeeetch(:
    kristen- i pwned(;
    miikassnidy- kassidy. haaa, i just went cross-eyed and did it.(:
    e3lolie4 - ellie (my dad is looking at me like i'm a freak :D)
    aqoledsx- Alex. LOL I SUCK ;p
    haylo76 - hayley, ohhh helll.
    yaqnjnqayh= Hanna
    Kaatyieqw= Katie...lol
    alicfe = alice.....sooooo close!
    kelsey- yes!!:)

  16. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    go to http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/2093919
    fav it if you already didn't
    thanks:)

  17. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 3:04pm UTC
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?
    im putting this under funny so more people will see it

  18. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 7:47pm UTC
    people who dont know me think im quiet
    people who know me wish i was quiet
    not mine:)
    love it:)

  19. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 7:30pm UTC
    you think im crazy!
    you should see my brother.:)
    dont know if on here
    if is sorry

  20. kellovesjoe kellovesjoe
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 6:31pm UTC
    you know the worlds messed up when Miley Cyrus has a good song
    sorry miley fans
    thought it was funny
    mine:)

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