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  1. kristenx kristenx
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:19pm UTC
    f r i d a y n i g h t & i m h o m e o n w i t t y
    » awesome life.

  2. BExTHExBEST BExTHExBEST
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:21pm UTC
    I want to go to a school where they
    have hall monitors and bullies that
    steal nerd's lunch money.
    That'd be pretty sweet.

  3. bananahannah2121 bananahannah2121
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:27pm UTC
    in Hannah Montana,
    did Miley's mom know
    she was going to
    die or something????


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  5. miss_mariaaa288 miss_mariaaa288
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:28pm UTC
    I hate when I'm stuck on a roof in vegas
    [& my wolfpack can't find me]
    not my format.

  6. JustRachhhx3 JustRachhhx3
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:28pm UTC
    Does anyone else remember
    Slap Bracelets?

  7. emily8656 emily8656
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:28pm UTC
    A good friend will bail you out of jail
    But a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn... we're screwed!"

  8. fashionicon96 fashionicon96
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:30pm UTC
    LIKE THIS:
    if the littlest things in life make you happy like the clock says 1:01 looks like LOL : D

  9. HappyWaddlez HappyWaddlez
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:41pm UTC
    If Miley Cyrus were threatening to jump of a 20 story high building, 90% of teens would be crying. Fav if you're one of the 10% who would be shouting "JUMP!!!"

  10. stuck_in_the_moment18 stuck_in_the_moment18
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:51pm UTC
    I didn't resend the forwards.
    && IM STILL ALIVE
    ** not my format

  11. creativeusername97 creativeusername97
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    Some Of The Top 10 Things I Want To Do In My Life:
    1) Walk through the McDonald's drive-through.
    2) Ask a waiter/waitress for a glass of diet water.
    3) Walk through a store on a warm sunny day with an umbrella and raincoat and scream "AHH, ITS RAINING!!!"
    4) Place one grape on the conveyor belt at a grocery store and just watch it slowly get all the way down to the cash register. Then pick it up, eat it, and slowly walk away.
    5) Go to Walmart, and when a worker asks if they can help you, start crying and say "Why don't you guys just ever leave me alone!?!?!?!"
    6) Hide in a clothing rack at a store, and when people walk by shout "Pick ME! Pick ME!!".
    7) Walk up to a worker at a store, and in a very serious tone say "We have a Code 3 in the Warehouse out back". When they are confused, start screaming "GO, GO GO!! ITS A CODE 3"! And then run around screaming.
    8) When you hear something being announced throughout a store (on the loud speaker things), crawl into a ball on the floor and shout "Ahh!! It's the voices again!! They're everywhere!!!"
    9) Throw coins at a large group of people at the mall. Then slowly start to follow them and continue to throw more.
    10) Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW!"
    Fave this if you want to do these things, too(:

  12. BurnLikeFirex BurnLikeFirex
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 4:22pm UTC
    i Believe that all girls are beautiful ;)
    And I'm not just saying that.
    Everyone of you is special.
    If you ever need anyone to talk to, I'm here.
    -Tyler-BurnLikeFirex

  13. soclosebutsofaraway1100 soclosebutsofaraway1100
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 4:59pm UTC
    I Put the Std in Stud. All i need is U ;)

  14. bemyromeo bemyromeo
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:53pm UTC
    no *camera* could ever [capture] the
    look in my eyes
    & the
    feeling in my heart
    when i l o o k at him

    sorry if its already on here !


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  16. babbigirl31369 babbigirl31369
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:51pm UTC
    whats the point of gravity if im just gonna fall for you<3

  17. Jcshorty1 Jcshorty1
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:49pm UTC
    The best things in life are unseen that why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry and dream. ;)

  18. xoxo_ily_xoxo xoxo_ily_xoxo
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    He finally said it and made everything OK


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Basma Basma
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 5:05pm UTC
    ♥Before marriage:
    Groom: Yes, at last....It was so hard to wait
    Wife: Do you want to leave me?
    Groom: No! Don't even think about it!!
    Wife: Do you love me?
    Groom: Of course! Over and over!
    Wife: Have you even cheated on me?
    Groom: NO! Why are you even asking?!
    Wife: Will you kiss me?
    Groom: Every chance I get!
    Wife: Will you hit me?
    Groom: Are you crazy?! I'm not that type of person.
    Wife: Can I trust you?
    Groom: Yes...
    Wife: Oh darling...
    ♥After marriage-read bottom to top...

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