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xolacrosse16
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November 21, 2010 2:06pm UTC

And has anyone else ever realized that a
snuggie is just a robe put on backwards??

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xoxRachelxoxx
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 2:10pm UTC

** no more food on plate **
waitor: "are you done with that?"
me : "was i expected to eat the plate?"

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jennbabes14
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 11:59am UTC

Johnathan William Klock
Stay Strong Bud<3
I miss you
I miss your smile
<3
love you(:
Johnny's story
Johnny got in a horrible car accident october 11th at 8a.m he's been in a coma ever since
johnny is slowly getting better.
he eats regular food, he loves eating his favorite ice cream, chocolate(:
he said his first 2 words November 17th but hasn't said anything else yet!
but
he makes noises, he smiles his gorgeous smile, he laughs and everything.
he turns 17 on November 26th but it would be lovely to know he has everyones support.
click the heart even if you don't know him to show your support(: or even leave a comment<3
thank you all<3
-jenn

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abbyp11
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 2:01pm UTC

start at 0
[ Count in 2's, ]
When you get to 5,
I'll stop loving you.
<3
-Credit to: Slawter

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CocoCloke101
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 2:02pm UTC

Yes, I'm a teenager.
No I'm not pregnant,high,
Or about to steal your stuff.

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xmaemaex3
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 2:03pm UTC

I'm so happy :D
I'm gonna go
SPRAY PAINT
some corn!
ON DA COB >:D

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Dandelion_Blower22
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 4:51pm UTC

Doesn't the word;
"bed" look like an actual bed..

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itslashellebitchezz
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 4:51pm UTC

"Lets go to Build-A-Bear!"
Elementary: "YAYY!"
Middle: "Kill me now."
High: "AWE YEAAH! I CALL PENGUIN!!!"

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kate32
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 4:52pm UTC

EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!!!
*answers phone*
Hiiii mommy(:

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twilightluver99
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 4:54pm UTC

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twilightluver99
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 4:55pm UTC

MEANGIRLS QOUTE#3
Karen: EHMYGAWD! Why are you dressed so scary?!
Cady: Karen....its Halloween.

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xoxoblueyes09
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 4:58pm UTC

Haa , you thought this was a real quote didn't yoou ? ;D
❤

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HappyWaddlez
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 4:59pm UTC

Teacher: BOYS! Everytime I turn around you're always touching each other!!! What's wrong with you???

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paigebearxoxo
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 5:01pm UTC

nice wig janice whats it made out of?
YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR !

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twilightluver99
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 5:01pm UTC

MEANGIRLS QOUTE#5
Cady: you know, I have this theory that if you cut off Regina George’s hair she’d look like a British man.
Janis: Yea. you told me that one before.

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NessaX0X0
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November 19, 2010 5:02pm UTC

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understandxx3
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November 19, 2010 5:05pm UTC

ATTENTION ALL NINJAS
I was looking through funny quotes and I see someone decided to make a little highlight thing. Truth is, anyone can read that not just ninjas. And ninjas do not reveal their identities. So just a little warning that either some of you broke the number 1 ninja rule or people are pretending to be ninjas. If you are a ninja and liked it, consequences will be paid.
Thank you for your time and see you at the next world ninja confrence.
Sincerly yours,
The Head Cheese. [ninja 001]

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tonilicious3000
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 5:11pm UTC

illegal
is
FUN
!!!

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twilightluver99
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 5:12pm UTC

MEANGIRLS QOUTE#8
Karen: Well… im kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: what do you mean?
Karen: It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can tell when ti’s going to rain.
Cady: Really? That’s amazing!
Karen: Well…they can tell when its already raining.

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ivanadesigner
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November 19, 2010 5:18pm UTC

you honestly have the nerve to reply with
K

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