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EyeLoveOz4
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January 15, 2012 2:44pm UTC

"I'm over you."
when were you under me...

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katmat34
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 2:44pm UTC

you make me dance like a fool
forget how to breathe
shine like gold
buzz like a bee
just the thought of you can drive me wild
ohh you make me smile

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ThatsSoMeee
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January 14, 2012 2:35pm UTC

It's one of the weirdest feelings
When you can't remember what you did
Just a couple seconds ago.
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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theunicorn
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January 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Is it only me, or does every house have it's own particular smell.

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ThatsSoMeee
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January 14, 2012 2:52pm UTC

It feels a lot better when
Strangers randomly compliment you
Than when one of your friends does.
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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briabot16
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January 10, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Don't Highlight.
You don't listen well(; ♥

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briabot16
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 4:21pm UTC

When your friend
says, "I'm not
one of those girls"
but then she ditches you for her
b o y f r i e n d .

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soccerloverx03x
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January 8, 2012 12:46pm UTC

"Low battery connect charger"
Um.. your a smart phone connect yourself.
not my format♥

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Once a Wittian
Always a Wittian ♥

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 10:59am UTC

Me last night:
*Refreshing Witty like crazy*
*Sees Steve's post on the Witty Profiles Facebook wall*
Me: HOLY ACTUAL MOTHERFUDGING SHIZZ! OH MY GOD! SWEET BABY JESUS! WITTTYYY!!
My mom: What on earth are you screaming about?!
Me: MY LIFE ISN'T GOING TO END!!
My mom: ... That's nice honey.
♥
- True story. nmf.

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xoxo16emilyxoxo
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January 8, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Me: Hey, whats up?
Him: Wanna play(;
Me: play what!?
Him: dritty thingss missy(;
Me: Yess(;
Him: alright come over and will play naughty in the bedroom!♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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briabot16
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 11:55pm UTC

Having to change the channel
w h e n o n e o f t h o s e
s a d a n i m a l c o m m e r c i a l s
c o m e o n

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count
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December 17, 2011 12:05pm UTC

90% of people
marry their 7th - 12th grade love.
♥
Since you have read this,
you will be told good news tonight.
If you don't repost this,
your worst week starts now

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 6:25pm UTC

Your outfit looked stupid today. Hill Billy.
Did I ask for you opinion? No. So stfu and crawl back into the sewer where you came from.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 3:52pm UTC

Telling me I'm ugly,
WON'T MAKE YOU,
any more "hotter".

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DamnnTaylerx
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December 16, 2011 5:13pm UTC

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