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twilightgirl995
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April 19, 2011 8:01pm UTC

Am I the only one who sees a
font on the computer and thinks...
" Damn, I wish my handwriting was like that!"

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twilightgirl995
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April 29, 2011 5:30pm UTC

Rose are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to Body
Skin to Skin
When it is stiff
Stick it in
The longer it's in
The stronger it gets
In goes in dry and
Comes out wet
It comes out dripping
and starts to sag
It's not what you think
... It's a tea bag!

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fly_away_with_me
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April 29, 2011 6:18pm UTC

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CourtneyKurr
posted a quote
April 28, 2011 9:33pm UTC

TONiGHT*WiLL*BE*THE *NiGHT
that i will fall for you
o v e r ♥ a g a i n . . .
d o n t m a k e m e c h a n g e m y m i n d ♥
♦♦♦

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CrazyInLoveLeelee
posted a quote
April 28, 2011 9:48pm UTC

Cracks in the concrete are just a reminder, that no matter how strong you are, you can still fall apart
♥

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gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 24, 2011 8:36pm UTC

Stupid Questions #127
teacher: are you asking for a detention?
me: no... I was ASKING to go to the bathroom.... but yaknow. whatever floats your boat.

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xoxoGotNinjaxoxo
posted a quote
April 24, 2011 3:20pm UTC

They say 1 out of every 2o people
live next to a pedophile.
Good thing I live next door to a nice old man with a
lovely pair of binoculars!
*-•-♥-•-♥-•-♥-•-♥-•-♥-•-♥-•-*

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sortyd
posted a quote
April 25, 2011 11:31am UTC

Fun Things To Do At The Mall;
1. Bring a bunch of pant into the dressing room, come out, and tell the salesperson they weren't leak-proof.
2. Get on the first step of the stairs, wait, and then after a while, say loudly, "The escalator must be broken."
3. Pose as a dummy in front of a department store.
4. Ask the salesperson at the pet store if they sell gerbils that are bulk, and have much white meat in them.
5. Ride the elevator all day.
6. If you are a guy, go into the women's part, get a couple dresses, try them on, and when you get out, say in a very girly voice, "They just weren't me."
7. Do cartwheels down the main part of the mall.
8. Go to sleep in the bed display at department stores. Stir and snore when people walk by.
9. Knock over displays.
10. Rock back and forth in front of a security camera.
11. Try pants on backwards at the GAP, ask a salesperson if they make your but look big.
12. At the bottom of an escalator, scream, "UGH, MY SHOELACES!"
13. Ask mall cops for full stories of World War 1.
14. Sprint up and down the escalator.
15. Try on bras on top of your clothes. (awesomer if your a boy)
♥

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LillyLoux3
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April 25, 2011 11:30am UTC

____|___________________________________________________
____|_________ The only ones who know your story;______
____|__________ Are the ones who helped you write it.____
____|___________________________________________________

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MusicIsLove563
posted a quote
April 24, 2011 7:56pm UTC

Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake:I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: You take that back!
give credits to whomever you would like but remember it is NOT mine!

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
April 3, 2011 11:40am UTC

Seeing a little boy
and thinking "dayuum, when you're older you're gonna be HOT!" ♥

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xoalicecullenxo
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April 4, 2011 4:08pm UTC

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
April 6, 2011 8:14pm UTC

I wonder if anyone
>> looked at me today and thought " w o w, s h e ' s b e a u t i f u l "

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
April 10, 2011 4:14pm UTC

my name must taste good because it's //////////////////////////////
always in your mouth

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xoalicecullenxo
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April 11, 2011 10:20pm UTC

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iloveyouboo17
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April 17, 2011 8:44pm UTC

Dear parents,
I stay up late, hang out with friends, don't clean my room , I LITERALLY live on my laptop, I'm lazy, and I am ALWAYS texting. I am your typical teenager. So don't think your doing any thing wrong, because your not. To be honest if I wasn't doing any of these things, then you SHOULD be worried.
Sincerely ,
us NORMAL teenagers ♥

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piggilicious
posted a quote
April 17, 2011 6:18pm UTC

BECAUSE TONIGHT
will be the night that I
will fall for you over again don't make me
change my mind. For I won't live to see another day
I swear its true. Because a girl like you is
impossible to find.
YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE
to find

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crystaleu12
posted a quote
April 17, 2011 7:46pm UTC

Does Anyone Else?
Still Do The George Washington Hair In The Pool :)

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