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  1. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 6:42am UTC
    I I I I I
    Today, is a brand new day.A fresh start. Replace any negativity with positivity.Drink lots of water. Bask in the sunshine. Breathe in the fresh air. Meditate. Smile at a stranger. Give someone a compliment. Take chances. Learn something new. -And repeat tomorrow.♥
    Format credit - RunawayRachel (:

  2. Snooshi Snooshi
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 10:20am UTC
    What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
    What?
    Nothing, they just waved. Get it?
    lool you're such a dork..
    Seariously, do you?
    Yes.
    Are you shore?
    ...
    Water you saying?
    You're one more joke closer to being punched in the face.
    Shell I stop then?
    That's it, I'm done -.-
    Okay, guess I'll go and krill myself then.
    I just tide.
    I fish you would listen-.-
    Okay, I won't sand you anymore messages..
    Or atleast my responses won't be as pacific..
    Whale, I guess you're not coming back..
    Okay, I won't do anymore sea jokes! -_____-
    What did one volcano say to the other?
    I lava you ;)

  3. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    they'll pass each©
    other in the halls; they both exchange
    glances; but they don't speak to
    eachother cause theyre both afraid of
    taking chances.
    >>>not mine

  4. roseisamazing5 roseisamazing5 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    santa saw your facebook,
    & this year, he's getting you clothes for christmas. ♥

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    That sexy face when
    you eat something sour.

  6. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 10:53am UTC
    77% of girls think they're ugly.
    52% of girls think they're fat.
    100% of people should stop insulting girls for their appearances.
    facebook, not mine. -.-
    foreveryounq_ format (:

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    Knock knock;)
    Who's there?
    She dumped.
    She dumped who?
    She dumped you. Peace out douche

  8. x3xShannonMariex3x x3xShannonMariex3x
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 2:00am UTC
    When faced with two choices,
    simply toss a coin
    it works not because it settles the question for you,
    But because in that brief moment the coin is in the air,
    you suddenly know what you are hoping for. ♥
    nmq

  9. heybabe18 heybabe18
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 2:16am UTC
    && i regre t it ev eryda y
    [what i did to you]

  10. saraashley1331 saraashley1331
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 2:10am UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  11. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    i'm sorry i can't just walk away like that
    because unlike you,my feelings were real.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Too_Much_Love Too_Much_Love
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    PANTS ARE USELESS.
    wait, what.

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    every girl is
    e n t i t l e d t o a s e c r e t

  15. strawberryforever strawberryforever
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Today I was standing in line with this boy i barerly talk to,
    out of now where he turns, looks me in the eyes, and whispers
    You are so beautiful ♥
    true story(:

  16. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    You're wort h it,Tru st m e .
    Every little thing about you is perfect.
    It's okay if you have flaws,that's what makes you you.
    Sure you might not be a thin as her.
    Or you might not have pin straight hair like her.
    That is OKAY!
    God made you as your own indepentent person.
    Stop trying to fit in and be someone you're not.
    You are worth it.
    -damntaylerx format/hannahlovesxox fade.

  17. BringBaiTheHorizon BringBaiTheHorizon
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    Here's to everyone who has thought about, attempted, or committed
    suicide. ♥

  19. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    Don't bring up the
    past,
    I messed up.
    I know.

  20. lovelaughdance lovelaughdance
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    The way that I see it?
    You're only young once. So go with your gut,
    Take chances,
    and do whatever your heart tells you,
    Make these days count, because one day
    You will miss them.

:)

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