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  1. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    Me: I'm so fat
    Me: I need to diet
    Me: I should start running
    Me: Omg I need to lose weight
    Me: Ugh I am so gross
    Me: I should eat healthier
    *parents come home from supermarket*
    Me: Yolo


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  3. Amzybabe98 Amzybabe98
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    99% of guys are cute
    the other 1% go to my school

  4. Walshy Walshy
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    It's simple,
    Girls get butterflies,
    Guys get boners.

  5. futuremrspaynex3 futuremrspaynex3
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Teenage Post #2
    "Shut up i'm calling my mom."
    FRIEND- "Okay, sorry."
    BEST FRIEND- "Pass the weed."

  6. BiteMyLip BiteMyLip
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    I never understood these quotes untill i needed one...
    My mom is in the hospital.
    PLEASE, please just pray for her.
    im so scared...

  7. InvisibleMe7 InvisibleMe7
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    I do a lot of things before I go to sleep.
    I play scenes in my head.
    I practice things I want to say.
    I have endless "What If's".
    I make plans for the next day.
    I think of all the people I miss.
    I think of all the ones I hate.
    I ask myself a lot of questions.
    I think of him. a lot.
    nmf.

  8. VictoriaRose88 VictoriaRose88
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    SUMMER '12
    Fave[♥] If you're excited...

  9. MaggiieBear MaggiieBear
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Can you relate to me ? #4
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.

  10. Love_To_Laugh123 Love_To_Laugh123
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    First Day of School:
    30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
    Middle of March:
    1 pencil you found on the ground in science.

  11. elena_krkr_ elena_krkr_
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    It always gonna be one girl
    who wants to ruin your life for no reason.. :(

  12. xOstephh27 xOstephh27
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    I didn't mean to break your heart.
    I didn't meant to fall in love either, but we all make mistakes.

  13. Ty1l3tt3 Ty1l3tt3
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    "When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you."

  14. JustxSmile JustxSmile
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Favourite if...
    You have ever crawled up/down the stairs.
    You have ever thought of something you really want after christmas.
    You have failed your lent two days into lent.
    You have ever wished there was a dislike button on facebook.
    You have ever got a new diary and forgot to write in it.

  15. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    If yhu can reed dis, yhu rely need too stop txtn so mush.

  16. VanessaE99 VanessaE99
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    Scientest: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
    Me: you mean per day
    Scientest: what
    Me: what

  17. beadbracelet beadbracelet
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    You miss 1 day of school; you miss the best drama that will happen all year.
    My own format.

  18. summerolympics20 summerolympics20
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    0 Faves and ill hug him.
    0 Faves and ill tell him ive liked him for over a year.
    0 Faves and ill ask him to go out with me.
    I DONT NEED WITTY FAVES TO TREAT MY CRUSH RIGHT.

  19. NikkiBeKillin NikkiBeKillin
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:17pm UTC
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    If you have a problem with me,
    call me. If you don't have my number you probably don't know me well enough to have a problem with me.
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  20. yellowdino16 yellowdino16
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    I just saw a quote
    that said:
    300 likes and I'll drown my goldfish!
    Really?

:)

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