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  1. xxEmma09 xxEmma09
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 8:14pm UTC
    its not about how many friends you can count;
    its about how many friends you
    can co unt on

  2. xomusicislifexo xomusicislifexo
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 10:10am UTC
    Friends share secrets,
    that's what keeps us close. ♥
    -Pretty Little Liars.


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  4. smilelikethesunx3 smilelikethesunx3
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 2:31pm UTC
    Friendship
    easy to spell
    hard to describe
    impossible to live without

  5. xxkam96xx xxkam96xx
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2010 10:24pm UTC
    We Will Be Friends,
    As long as the stars twinkle in the sky.
    Z
    As long as angels are there up high.
    G
    'Til all the oceans run dry.
    J
    'Til the day I die.

    xolauren12
    FOR xolauren12 CONTEST

  6. xbayx0 xbayx0
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2010 11:01pm UTC
    have you ever loved somebody so much,
    you can't barely breathe when you're with them?
    -Eminem. ♥

  7. xox_peace_xo34 xox_peace_xo34
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2009 5:54pm UTC
    The whole world came crashing down on me
    [( so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall )]
    *mlia

  8. stutiixkareenax0 stutiixkareenax0
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2009 7:58pm UTC
    & I know I'm not the only one
    who goes to the refrigerator to see if there's something to eat,
    finds nothing, then goes back 15 minutes later to see if there
    something to eat.

  9. smilimoose smilimoose
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC
    A man was in a locker room,
    changing after playing golf.
    Suddenly, his phone rang.
    He put it on speaker for
    the rest of the guys to hear.
    "Hey hun!" A woman said.
    "Hey babe." The man said.
    "Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
    The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
    "Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
    "Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
    "Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
    "Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
    "Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
    "Bye." He shut the phone.
    Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
    Then the man said....
    "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

  10. wildmariahh wildmariahh
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2010 9:45pm UTC
    when i grow up i wanna be a
    shooting star `¸.*´¸.•

  11. josephine162 josephine162
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2010 5:44pm UTC
    some days
    i wish i had a magic carpet to get the hell out of this place


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. bostonrocks98 bostonrocks98
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2010 2:08pm UTC
    ait started as a crush. .
    & ended up meaning everything in my life

  14. OhGeeAshley OhGeeAshley
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2010 10:30am UTC
    a friend is someone,
    w h o s e e s w h e n y o u r d y i n g ,
    when everyone else
    i s f o o l e d b y y o u r s m i l e
    n o t m i n e.

  15. omgizzleitsmaddie omgizzleitsmaddie
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2010 9:23pm UTC
    i'm glad to know that
    I M E A N T N O T H I N G T O Y O U


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. cheerlife cheerlife
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 7:25pm UTC
    i miss the old you
    the new one sucks____

  18. mmathieu101 mmathieu101
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 7:33pm UTC
    HOWS GUYS FLIRT:
    -He stares at you alot.
    -Uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation.
    -He "hits" you
    -He mocks you to make you laugh
    -He calls you cute or pretty and it makes you smile.
    -He calls you hon or babe.
    -He worries about your problems along with his own.
    -He is protective.
    -He is always close to you.
    -He looks STRAIGHT in your eyes.
    -He listens to you and remembers things you say.
    -He takes pictures of you even tho you say you hate it.
    HOW GIRLS FLIRT:
    -She steals your things just so you will chase her.
    -She has a constant smile.
    -She says random things just so you will pay attention to her.
    -She hugs you.
    -She stares up at the sky...thinking about you.
    -She complains about her hair/make up/clothes/etc.
    -She makes her attraction to you obvious.

  19. xoreardonxo24 xoreardonxo24
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2009 4:22pm UTC
    Iminlovewithmysister#1
    Me and my sister were in the kitchen watching the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. So 10 minutes later - Lady Gaga comes on. My sister says - "Uhmm can we not watch this, im eating..."
    i giggled(:


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