Put on your yarmulka,
here comes Hanukkah. Its so much (fun-akkah) to
celebrate (Hanukkah), Hanukkah is the *Festival* of
Lights, Instead of (o_n_e) day of presents, we have
eight crazy nights. But when you're the only kid in
town without a Christmas tree, Heres a list of people
_who are Jewish, just like you and me: David Lee
Roth *lights* the ((menorah)), So do James Caan,
Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess
who eats together at the Carnegie Deli, Bowzer from
Sha-na-na,_ and_ *Arthur_ Fonzerrelli*_. Paul
Newman's -half- Jewish; Goldie Hawn's -half- too,
Put them (t_o_g_e_t_h_e_r)-what a fine lookin’ Jew!
You dont need *(Deck the Halls)* or Jingle Bell Rock
Cause you can spin a dreidle with Captain Kirk and
Mr. Spock--both Jewish! Put on your *yalmulka,its
time for Hanukkah, The owner of the Seattle Super
sonic-ah celebrates Hanukkah. O.J. Simpson-- not
a Jew! But guess who is? Hall of Famer—Rod Carew
(he converted!) We got Ann Landers and her sister
Dear Abby, Harrison Ford's a *quarter* Jewish-not
__(*(too shabby! Some people think that)*)__
Ebeneezer Scrooge is, Well, hes not, but guess who
is: All three stooges. So many Jews are in show biz-
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is. Tell your
friend Veronica, its time to celebrate Hanukkah I hope I
get a harmonica, on this *lovely, lovely Hanukkah. So
(drink) your gin-and-tonic-ah, and (smoke) your mara-
juanic-ah, If you really, really wanna-kah, Have a happy,
happy,happy, happy Hanukkah……. HAPPY HANUKKAH!
Happy Hanukkah!
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