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xxvolleyballxx5
posted a quote
August 10, 2009 6:39pm UTC

5 Most Annoying Words
After a Break Up...
Are You Mad At Me?
yes i'm perfectly happy you broke my heart.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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FlipThatEmoHair
posted a quote
August 15, 2009 7:46pm UTC

Today, my dad was eating some Chinese food
and made a weird coughing/sneezing noise. I
immediately started laughing and said, "That was
unexpected." My dad responded, "So were you."
I stopped laughing.
MLIA.

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clumsgirl811
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May 14, 2010 3:17pm UTC

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CrazyxForxLuv
posted a quote
July 7, 2010 11:40pm UTC

Microsoft Word Will Never Understand
( That my name is NOT a spelling mistake. )

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heelsoverhead
posted a quote
January 3, 2010 8:44pm UTC

*Without [GOD], our week would be:
.Sinday.
.Mournday.
.Tearsday.
.Wasteday.
.Thirstday.
.Fightday.
.Shatterday.
[<3] If you love God

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crazy_blondie_737
posted a quote
February 9, 2010 10:38pm UTC

i’ve made a lot of mistakes.
i’ve accidentally done a lot of things.
but i never accidently told someone
i loved them,
WHEN I DIDN’T♥
-wizards of waverly place.

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cheyyxox12
posted a quote
April 26, 2010 7:24pm UTC

WOAAHH! who else thought
---they typed WittyProfiles.com in wrong when the site came up looking like this?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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shannon13
posted a quote
June 9, 2010 7:36pm UTC

If you're reading this...
Congratulations, you're alive. If that's not something
to smile about, then I don't know what is. :)

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crosbalicious
posted a quote
June 6, 2010 8:11pm UTC

" Is It Dead? "
" I Don't Know..."
" Poke It. "
x

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Forever_17
posted a quote
July 12, 2010 6:20pm UTC

Oh, you're sorry...?
Mhm.. and I have a pet unicorn named
Walter living in my basement who eats
seals, loves watching That's So Raven,
and sings Madonna songs all day long.

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CrazyxForxLuv
posted a quote
July 9, 2010 12:10am UTC

Panicking when
You're finger gets stuck in something stupid.

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CrazyxForxLuv
posted a quote
July 7, 2010 11:09pm UTC

STOP
MOVING!!!
(I need to read you're shirt. )

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AnixCam
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 2:45am UTC

A SAD STORY
A boy gave a challenge to his girlfriend to live a day without him. No communications at all and said that if she passed it, he'll love her forever. The girl agreed. She didn't text or call him the whole day, without knowing that his boyfriend had only 24 hours to live because he's suffering from cancer. She excitedly went to his boyfriend's house the next day. Tears fall as she saw her boyfriend lying on the coffin with a note on the side, saying, "You did it, baby. Now, can you do it everyday? I love you."

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meggieb131
posted a quote
July 7, 2010 11:37am UTC

click to see this quote

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live_laugh_love_xo
posted a quote
May 23, 2010 10:13am UTC

"I HOPE YOU GO
BALD!"
"I HOPE THEY CANCEL
OPRAH!"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
Drake && Joshh :D
click the <3? would really like it :D

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
July 18, 2010 8:44pm UTC

Liking your own status;;
is like high-fiving yourself in public.
facebook (:

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
posted a quote
February 1, 2010 5:18pm UTC

If I Was 16 and Pregnant
I'd get my assed whooped
not a TV show

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Bekah_Ray
posted a quote
June 17, 2010 12:46pm UTC

today;
i got my period. throwing up in the bathroom. My 5 year old brother walks in. Whats wrong? i got my period. Oh. i knew he didn't know what that was. three days later my brother had to much sugar, he started throwing up. he yells down to my mother saying; MOM I GOT MY PERIOD!
i couldn't stop laughing
(:
mine(:
sorry BIG letters. dumb witty(x
favorite?!

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