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H E L L A R A D.

ABOUT ME;
THE NAME iS MAGGiE. i LOVE BOYS AND MAC N CHEESE.

sToRyOfMyLiFe13
posted a quote
October 19, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Break Up Lines
1. Hey, did you hear about that new movie? "Other People," I think we should see it.
2. Are you being followed? Because i've been seeing people behind your back.
3. Do your feet hurt? Because you've been stomping on my dreams for the past few months.
4. That shirt looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you?my friend dave:) you should date him.
5. Is it hot in here? Or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?
6. Are you doing push ups with your knees down? Because im not sure if this is working out.
Let's Break Up :)

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
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September 19, 2010 4:32pm UTC

Oh, I'm Sorry.
I forgot. We go to school for beauty contests now, not to learn.
Stupid Me.

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
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September 4, 2010 9:17pm UTC

Justin Bieber's puberty is gonna hit him like a flying water bottle.
not mine. and no hate comments either.

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
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August 31, 2010 8:14pm UTC

Whenever I see highlighted words or letters I always check to see if they make a secret message or not.

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
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August 7, 2010 10:04am UTC

Am I The Only One
who gets extremely depressed when I see a
back to school
commerical?

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
posted a quote
August 1, 2010 9:34pm UTC

This Quote Is Dedicated to Batman's Sidekick, Robin.
Becau se I know what it's like t o be
Out shined By Someone else
.

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
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July 28, 2010 8:10pm UTC

Can We Pretend that Toilets in the Bathroom had Padded Seats?
I could really take a P i s s right now.

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
posted a quote
July 11, 2010 10:53am UTC

>>Never give up on
Some one you can't<<
>>go a day without
thinking about<<

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
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July 6, 2010 7:27pm UTC

click to see this quote

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
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June 22, 2010 6:01pm UTC

90% of the tears I cry are for him;
the other 10% are for the times when I slam my toe on the door hinge.
*mine

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
posted a quote
June 20, 2010 6:24pm UTC

You Look More Upset Than A Midget With A yo-yo
Ü

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
posted a quote
June 8, 2010 8:33pm UTC

So Your Not T he B r i g h t e s t C r a y o n In The Box . .
But You'll always be my favorite color♥

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
posted a quote
June 6, 2010 3:49pm UTC

They Laugh At Me
They laugh at me because i dont wear the clothes that they like. They laugh because i have more guy friends then girls. They laugh because i dont have a perfect body or hair. They laugh because i dont measure up to their standards. They laugh because my ipods filled with 90s music. They laugh because im always the first one to finish her food at lunch. They laugh because i burp in public.
they laugh because im
different.
I laugh because they actually take the time to care about it.

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
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May 29, 2010 2:15pm UTC

"We Can Still Be Friends"
is basically like "your dog is dead, but you can still keep it"

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
posted a quote
May 26, 2010 4:58pm UTC

Mullets:
Business in the front,
Party in the back,
and DucheBag all around ☻

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
posted a quote
May 15, 2010 9:30pm UTC

If You Were A President...
Your name would be Babe-raham Lincoln ;)

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
posted a quote
May 8, 2010 8:35pm UTC

I Tried Being Normal Once.
Worst 5 minutes of my life

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
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May 4, 2010 8:27pm UTC

So, If You Sext . . .
do you get a phoner?
*facebook

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 6:44pm UTC

Words That I Find To Be Quite Funny (:
Hooligan
Kabob
Nuggets
Pansy <-- sounds better with british accent :)
Pistachio
Scuffle
Spricket
bunghole
uvula
canundrum
smitherenes
persnickety
comquat
smorgisborg
cahoots
flabberghasted
lolligag
hullabaloo
unitard
collywobbles
bulbus
shuttlecock
* sry about spelling (:
but these words make
me giggle (:

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sToRyOfMyLiFe13
posted a quote
April 21, 2010 8:19pm UTC

& The Day That I Will Never
See That Boy Again
I'm Gonna Miss Him.
because the more you miss someone,
THE STRONGER THE MEMORIES BECOME
and i want those memories to last.
F O R E V E R

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