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  1. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 12:35am UTC
    What did the slutty girls right leg say to the left leg?
    Nice to meet you;)

  2. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Your 8 names ;
    Your Real Name:
    Jennifer
    Your "Gangsta" Name:
    (first 4 letters of real name plus dizzle)
    JennDizzle
    Your Detective Name:
    (favorite color & favorite animal)
    BlueKitten
    Your Soap Opera Name:
    (street you live on & middle name)
    LeamingtonLauren
    Your Star Wars Name:
    (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name)
    PayLa
    Your Superhero Name:
    (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
    GreenCrush
    Your Witness Protection Name:
    (one of your parent's middle name)
    Lynn
    Your Goth Name:
    (black & the name of one of your pets)
    BlackAlly

  3. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    Honestly Survey ッ
    Honestly, are you in love right now? i wish....:(
    Honestly, what color is your underwear? white
    Honestly, what's on your mind right now? a boy who changes his mind a lot
    Honestly, what are you doing right now? watchhing a t.v. show
    Honestly , what did you do today? closed my pool:( and volleyball
    Honestly, do you think you are attractive? yes but not beautiful..
    Honestly, have you done something bad today? nope.:)
    Honestly, do you watch Disney channel? yes but only for one show.
    Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? a little:(
    Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time? talking to my friends
    Honestly, do you bite your nails? eww noo.
    Honestly, what is your mood right now? bored and sickish:(
    Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment? people....
    Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret? a lot:(
    Honestly, do you hate someone right now? very much.
    Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now? my crush:)
    Honestly, do your wrists hurt? yes:/
    Honestly, are you in denial? about a lot of things..
    Honestly, is it easier to talk on Facebook than in person? in person.
    Honestly, does anyone like you? yes...
    Honestly, is it going anywhere with them? no because he is dating someone else:(
    Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly? yes i did:)

  4. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    quiz
    10 favorites
    •Favorite Color: Blue
    •Favorite Singer: Adam Levine
    •Favorite Show: Glee
    •Favorite Sport: Basketball
    •Favorite Season: Fall
    •Favorite Day of the Week: Friday
    •Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: mint chocolate chip
    •Favorite Time of Day: Bedtime:)
    9 currents
    •Current Mood: Bored
    •Current Taste: chocolate
    •Current Clothes: t-shirt, soffee shorts and socks
    •Current Computer: hp
    •Current Finger/Toenail Color: blue
    •Current Time: 2:52 pm
    •Current Surroundings: my bedroom....
    •Current Annoyance(s): certain people.
    •Current Thought: what is wrong with people
    8 Firsts
    •First Best Friend: Ann Marie
    •First crush this school year: a person..
    •First Screen Name: jennybear:)
    •First Pet: dog
    First Piercing: Ears
    •First Thing You Did Today: fall out of my bed
    •First Thing You Ate Today: cinnamon raisin bagel
    •First School: elementary school
    7 Lasts
    •Last Food Consumption: a brownie
    •Last Car Ride: my moms expidition
    •Last Text Message: Jessica
    •Last Movie Seen: the sorcerers apprentice
    •Last Item Bought: a slurpee
    •Last CD Played: hands all over (maroon 5)
    Last Website: Witty
    6 Have You Evers
    •Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: nope
    •Have You Ever Broken the Law: nope
    •Have You Ever Been Arrested: nope
    •Have You Ever Been on TV: nope
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass door: yes.. 2 time in a day
    •Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: at my friends house outside her
    window
    5 Places You've Been To
    Florida
    Washington D.C.
    North Carolina
    South Carolina
    Colorado
    4 Things
    •You're Wearing: shorts, t-shirt, socks
    •You Did Last Night: sleep, eat, movies.
    •What Can You Hear Right Now: T.V
    •You Can't Live Without: My friends..
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    Jessica
    Annie
    Lauren
    2 Choices
    •1. black or white: white
    •2. hot or cold: Hot
    1 Love
    a thing that has broken my heart:(

  5. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    I'm afraid of 29 out of the 72 common fears.
    [] the dark
    [X] staying single forever
    [] being a parent
    [X] giving birth
    [] being myself in front of others
    [] open spaces
    [X] closed spaces
    [X] heights
    [] dogs
    [] birds
    [] fish
    [] spiders
    [] flowers or other plants
    [] being touched
    [] fire
    [] silk
    [] the ocean
    [X] failure
    [] success
    [] thunder/lightning
    [] frogs/toads
    [] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
    [] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
    [X] rats
    [] wind
    [X] jumping from high places
    [] snow
    [] rain
    [X] crossing hanging bridges
    [X] deep water
    [] heaven
    [X] death
    [X] being robbed
    [X] falling
    [] clowns
    [] dolls
    [X] large crowds of people
    [] men
    [] women
    [X] having great responsibilities
    [X] doctors (including dentists)
    [X] tornadoes
    [X] hurricanes
    [X] incurable diseases
    [] sharks
    [] Friday the 13th
    [] ghosts
    [X] poverty
    [] Halloween
    [] school
    [] trains
    [] odd numbers
    [] even numbers
    [X] being alone
    [X] becoming blind
    [X] becoming deaf
    [X] growing up
    [X] creepy noises at night
    [] bee stings
    [X] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
    [X] needles
    [X] blood
    [] dinosaurs
    [] the welcome mat
    [X] high speed
    [] throwing up
    [X] falling in love
    [] super secrets
    If you repost this, at the top write," I'm afraid of _ out of the 72 common fears."
    If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
    If you get more than 20, your paranoid.
    If you get 10-20 your normal.
    If you get 10 or less, your fearless.
    People who have no fears are liars.

  6. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    Let us get to know you , bold everything that relates to your life.
    I am a boy.
    I am a girl.
    I have brown hair.
    I have black hair.
    I have blonde hair.
    I have red hair.
    My hair is dyed one of these colors.
    My hair is dyed a different color.
    I have blue eyes.
    I have brown eyes.
    I have green eyes.
    I have grey eyes.
    I have hazel eyes.
    My eyes change colors depending on what im wearing.
    I have dark skin.
    I have light skin.
    My skin tans in the sun.
    I have both or one of my ears pierced.
    I have other body piercings.
    I have a tattoo.
    I have a scar.
    I play a sport(s).
    I take art classes.
    I’ve failed a class before.
    I have a learning disability.
    I rarely participate in class.
    I text during class.
    I’ve been suspended.
    I’ve gotten detention.
    My parents are separated.
    I have a single parent.
    I have an older sibling(s).
    I have a young sibling(s).
    I am an only child.
    I have more than 20 first cousins.
    One or more of my grandparents have died.
    I have my own bedroom.
    I share a room.
    I have some type of condition.
    I’ve lost a loved one to cancer.
    I personally know someone who killed someone else.
    I’ve driven under the influence.
    I drink on a regular basis.
    I’ve never had an alcoholic beverage.
    I’ve smoked pot.
    I’ve taken hard drugs.
    I've smoked cigarettes.
    I've smoked from a hookah. I
    I’ve received a ticket before..
    I hate insects.
    I live in a place where it rarely snows.
    I have a dog.
    I have a cat.
    I wish I lived somewhere else.
    I hate most of the people that go to my school.
    I’ve been to a foreign country.
    I’ve been to a baseball game.
    I’ve been to a concert.
    I follow a monotheistic religion.
    I go to church/temple/wherever you worship regularly.
    I was born in the USA.
    I was born prematurely.
    I like girls.
    I like boys.
    I’ve been bungee jumping.
    I’ve been to Disney World.
    I’ve been to Disney Land.
    I have traveled by train.
    I’ve been to New York City.
    I go on Tumblr at least once a day.
    I have a Facebook.
    I have a Myspace
    I have a Twitter.
    I play games on OMGpop.
    I still order off of the kid’s menu at restaurants.
    I tell myself I’ll work out but I never do.
    I belong to a gym.
    I wish summer would last forever.

  7. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 3:53am UTC
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  8. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 3:42am UTC
    Who is the first person to come up in the letter J?
    Jackie
    Who is the last person you called?
    dad :)
    Who is your last text message from?
    lauren
    Who is the third person to come under the letter T?
    taylor
    Who is the last person that called you?
    cameron
    Who is the last person you sent a text to?
    lauren
    How many messages do you have in your inbox?
    49
    How many unread messages do you have?
    none :)
    Who is the first person in your contact list?
    abby
    Who is the last person in your contact list?
    Zack.
    Who is the 4th person to come under the letter L?
    Live
    Who is the last person under the letter B?
    Brittney.

  9. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 3:35am UTC
    1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
    loook at my hair!!!
    2. How much cash do you have on you?
    a dollar
    3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
    more?
    4. Favorite planet?
    uranas
    5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
    annie
    6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
    its says u got a text massage untill it is screaming
    7. What shirt are you wearing?
    my stanley cup tshirt
    8. Do you "label" yourself?
    no
    9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
    addidas
    10. Bright or Dark Room?
    dark if i am asleep
    11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
    i dunno dont know her
    13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
    laying down sleeping uhhh duhh!
    14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
    bye best friend
    15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
    like 6 blocks away
    16. What's a word that you say a lot?
    hiya
    17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
    my niece
    18. Last furry thing you touched?
    my chinchilla
    19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
    none
    20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
    umm idk i am 13 how am i supposed to know......
    21. Favorite age you have been so far?
    13
    22. Your worst enemy?
    umm idk
    23. What is your current desktop picture?
    johnathan toews
    24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
    go away
    25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
    million dollars.. its called a shopping spree
    26.Do you like someone?
    yeahhh.....
    27. The last song you listened to?
    riding solo

  10. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 3:35am UTC
    1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
    loook at my hair!!!
    2. How much cash do you have on you?
    a dollar
    3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
    more?
    4. Favorite planet?
    uranas
    5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
    annie
    6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
    its says u got a text massage untill it is screaming
    7. What shirt are you wearing?
    my stanley cup tshirt
    8. Do you "label" yourself?
    no
    9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
    addidas
    10. Bright or Dark Room?
    dark if i am asleep
    11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
    i dunno dont know her
    13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
    laying down sleeping uhhh duhh!
    14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
    bye best friend
    15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
    like 6 blocks away
    16. What's a word that you say a lot?
    hiya
    17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
    my niece
    18. Last furry thing you touched?
    my chinchilla
    19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
    none
    20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
    umm idk i am 13 how am i supposed to know......
    21. Favorite age you have been so far?
    13
    22. Your worst enemy?
    umm idk
    23. What is your current desktop picture?
    johnathan toews
    24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
    go away
    25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
    million dollars.. its called a shopping spree
    26.Do you like someone?
    yeahhh.....
    27. The last song you listened to?
    riding solo

  11. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 2:57am UTC
    cell phone QUIZ. :)
    1. got your phone?
    yupp
    2. what's your current ringtone?
    fireflies
    3. what kind of phone do you have?
    alias
    4. who do you text most?
    lauren, annie, georgeann.
    5. how many msgs are currently in your inbox? sent?
    inbox- 28
    sent- 22
    6. who is the 17th person in your contacts?
    brittney
    7. what color is your phone?
    gray. with blue nail polish :)
    8. who is the 6th person under M ?
    meagan :)
    9. do you have a cover for your phone?
    i can't cuz my phone flips 2 ways, thats why its all scratched up.
    10. do you want a new phone?
    uhummmmmmm yes!!!!! i have had this phone for 2 years!!

  12. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 2:49am UTC
    . THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR Right IN SCIENCE.
    - What is their name?
    sam
    - Are you friends with this person?
    yes cu she is awesome
    Do you talk in this class?
    a lot and our teacher cant control us.
    - Is this person your worst enemy?'
    nooo more like my bestfriend.
    2. THE PERSON WHO SITS IN BACK OF YOU IN MATH.
    megan
    - Are they smart?
    sorta
    3. THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN SCIENCE.
    - Are they funny?yeah
    - Is this person your best friend?
    yeah
    - Do you play the same sport?
    nopeeee
    - What is his/her name?
    elliot
    4. THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN READING.
    - What’s there name?
    demi
    5. ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
    - What is their name??
    lauren
    Can you talk to them about everything just about?
    most definitely she is so understanding
    6.IN THE BEGINNING
    In a relationship?
    was but now i am not
    Play any sports?
    basketball. softball.
    One thing you want most?
    a new ipod (my brother lost my other one)
    Your hair color?
    brunette
    Favorite class?
    social studies
    Favorite teacher?
    mrs. o'neil
    Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently?
    umm of course!
    Was there a lot of drama this year?
    yes!
    Make any friends?
    a lot
    Lose any friends?
    like 2 that i wish i didnt :(
    Experience any tradegy?
    yes
    Have your priorities changed?
    maybe
    How many times have you dyed your hair since school began?
    umm i dont dye my hair
    Any serious regrets?
    yes, sadlly

  13. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 2:36am UTC
    Screw valentines day,
    I'm going to the movies,
    just to throw popcorn
    at the happy couples.

  14. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 2:33am UTC
    I used up all my sick days,
    so i called in dead.
    lol. my brother wishes he could do this

  15. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 2:32am UTC
    Boy: I don't know why you wear a bra,
    you've got nothing to put in it.
    Girl: You wear pants don't you?
    Guys are jerks aren't they?

  16. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 2:22am UTC
    mom: where's my brush?
    me: i dunno
    mom: well look for it!
    me: ummm ok one sec!
    (i give up and sit down)
    mom: did you find it?
    me: umm i think i did.
    (i sat on it and it hurt)
    here is a word of advice
    ALWAYS look before
    you sit down!

  17. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 2:03am UTC
    best friends are like balloons.
    you let them go you never get the back,
    so i am gonna tie you to my heart,
    so i never loose you.
    <3

  18. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 1:38am UTC
    "Its not a purse it's a satchel and
    Indiana Jones wears one."
    -Alan from the Hangover
    (i like your beard... wink wink. Kesha)

  19. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 1:33am UTC
    "DUDE!! WE ALMOST JUST DIED!!!", "You should've seen your face!!
    -Hangover
    (has to one of the most funniest movies ever:)

  20. xojpaynexo xojpaynexo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 1:29am UTC
    life is like a rollercoaster, it has its up and downs but in the end u say "that was fun!! lets go again!" but you cant. :(

:)

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