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  1. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    If some girls stuff their bras,
    Do some guys stuff their pants?

  2. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    I'm that bridge jumping friend
    your mother warned you about.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. xOxJXSXIXAxOx xOxJXSXIXAxOx
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    I WISH we could EDIT quotes we post on here ....

  5. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 4:20pm UTC
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  6. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    You'll always be
    that one person. «
    » that will always have a special
    spot in my heart. «

  7. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    it's sort of crazy
    how much you, just one person, can make me smile. ♥

  8. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    it's sorta like i gave you
    the key to my heart and you lost it, and i kept making you copies cause i wanted to let you in. ♥

  9. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  10. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  11. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  12. tashaxoxo tashaxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    Wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy
    In an interview, Ke$ha said that she once wanted all her friends to sleep over because she thought her house was haunted. In the morning, she woke up with a bunch of girls in her bed. And she figured that's how P.Diddy would wake up in the morning.
    OMG-FACTS

  13. tswiftforever13 tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    I love those nights
    where you're with your best friend,
    laughing so hard for no reason,
    watching movies and not caring about
    what's currently happening in your life.
    And just being happy for once. ♥
    not mine

  14. tswiftforever13 tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    I hate when a shower only has 3 options
    3rd degree burns
    or
    skinny dipping in Antarctica

  15. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  16. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    K
    1

  17. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 11:16am UTC
    Boys Who;
    smile after they kiss you.♥

  18. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    The first time I typed in
    wittyprofiles.com
    I had no idea what I was in for. :]
    gvxdbdz

  19. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 8:16am UTC
    If she thinks 69 is just a number, »»» She's too young for you
    BRO ♥
    n o t m y f o r m a t / n o t m y q u o t e

  20. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    You're like a hardware store b i t c h;
    t e n c e n t s a s c r e w.

:)

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