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1. xoannabananax3
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2009 9:10pm UTC
   Okay,
   so you are in the mini-van with you're
   4 crazy friends in the car driving through
   the country.
   BOOM BOOM POW comes on the radio,
   all the country people are outside and here
   we all are in the van screaming
   "I LIKE THAT BOOM BOOM POW-
   hi weirdos ! I'M SO 3008,
   YOU SO 2000 & LATE!"
   yeh, thats how we roll :D
   
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2. xoannabananax3
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 6:28pm UTC
   FunnyThingsToDo#2:
   kay, when you go to Wal-Mart,
   you go in there and scream,
   THE DOOR IS BROKE! THE DOOR IS BROKE!
   when the hot employee dude comes over,
   you move out of the way of the door, make the dude
   get stuck IN the door, then you say:
   "Now, i have something to actually look at in walmart,
   besides ipods & videogames."
   -this really happened also[:
   
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3. xoannabananax3
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 6:09pm UTC
   DoYouFindItBad..
   that i took my friends phone,
   pressed the wrong button during silent reading,
   and the phone blurts out:
   "Please Say A Command."
   i don't.
   i thought it was the most halarious thing ever.[:
   yep,this really happened[:
   
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4. xoannabananax3
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 12:31pm UTC
   aTypicalNightWithMyBestFriendAt3:00am:
   "i can't see the switch kallie!"
   "anna, it's right there! reach down!"
   "ok!" -reaches down & falls on the chair- "you liar!"
   "well i can't see either!"
   "get your night vision goggles!"
   "anna, i don't have any night vision goggles"
   "yeah you do, they were on the T.V earlier."
   "Anna, we were watching the part in stepbrothers with that."
   "your point?" -turns the light on- "I SEE THE LIGH--is that icecream?"
   "Quick! Grab it & Run!"
   :)
   
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5. xoannabananax3
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   June 30, 2009 11:32am UTC
   Me&MyFriends are so;
   [[ Cool. ]] -----> why you ask?
   well, when we get bored, were so cool,
   that we hangout at
   [[ WAL-MART. ]]
   :)
   -seriously though,
   we do. :D
   
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6. xoannabananax3
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 10:45am UTC
   -she wears HighHeels, i wear Sneakers -->
   She's CheerCaptain &&; I'm on the Bleachers,
   Dreaming about the day when You WakeUp &
   find that what you've been looking for,
   has been Here the whole time.♥
   -you belong with me,TaylorSwift.♥
   
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7. xoannabananax3
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 10:38am UTC
   "these are state of the art night vision goggles.."
   "imagine if we had these when we were 12!"
   "better, we got em' when we are 40."
   "HolySantaClausShit!"
   -gotta love stepbrothers[:
   
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8. xoannabananax3
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 10:17am UTC
   Okay,
   so the other morning i wake up, and all the lights
   are off in the house. I go and flip all the switches
   and nothing comes on. You look outside and see
   they are taking the powerlines down on your street
   when you have to type on the computer and the power
   is OUT. fml.
   this really happened to me x].
   
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9. xoannabananax3
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2009 9:23pm UTC
   you know you have a TRUEfriend when:
   your friend has a dream you sit on top of the
   fridge, and the next night, you get up
   there and sit on the fridge. The next night,
   your friend gets up there also. The
   point is, REAL friends don't let you do
   •s t u p i d• things alone[:
   
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10. xoannabananax3
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 8:58pm UTC
    There are times, i feel bad for dragonflies;
    like the other day...
    you go swimming ok? 15 minutes later there is 1
    huge dragonfly flying around you & you're friend,
    then 5 minutes later after staring at it,
    you're friends realizes it's 2 dragonflies
    humping eachother while flying around us.
    then you pick up a float and wack the snot out of them.
    Poor Dragonfly. :[
    
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11. xoannabananax3
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    June 29, 2009 7:39pm UTC
    you waste time chasing cars,
    we waste time chasing
    PARKED
    cars.
    and the jonas brothers xD.
    
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12. xoannabananax3
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 6:27pm UTC
    FunnyThingsToDo#1
    when they are doing the pledge in
    the classroom, take out your
    disposable camera and take a picture,
    with the FLASH ON. *
    -this really happened[:
    
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13. xoannabananax3
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 6:16pm UTC
    i have the kind of friend who;
    EXPLODE
    energy drinks in the
    GROCERY STORE
    before we pay for them &&;
    then, we leave them in the
    BATHROOM.
    and run out the door screaming like idiots.
    
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14. xoannabananax3
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    June 29, 2009 5:57pm UTC
    * starbucks, OHMAN.
    that place is like
    the promise land.
    -the office[:
    
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15. xoannabananax3
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    June 29, 2009 3:51pm UTC
    when life gets boring & depressing,
    GO STALK JB! :)
    
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16. xoannabananax3
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 1:23pm UTC
    -everyone in the world is a firetruck,
    but me & steff are the blue&green
    [[ police cars. ]]
    that go down the street going:
    WEEEEEWOOOOO!
    and then all the firetrucks say:
    "Dumbasses, that's the sound a AMBULANCE makes."
    
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17. xoannabananax3
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    June 29, 2009 12:49pm UTC
    -people in this bathroom,
    if you want to soak up water;
    put you're sunglasses on..
    i'm about to eat a cookie,
    here's your SHAM-WOW!
    -sham wow now.
    [boom boom pow parody.]
    
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