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  1. xxmegannnnnnnnxx xxmegannnnnnnnxx
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 10:13pm UTC
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  2. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 10:16pm UTC
    He was hit by a Dodge,
    ... which I found funny, and ironic ...
    *Dane Cook
    *Hhaha! this guy is amazing! (:
    Add if you like<3

  3. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 10:36pm UTC
    I used the public restroom today
    first question. why do they call it the ' restroom ' ?
    Is there anyone just resting in this room?Is there
    anyone walking in, [Whistles]'Gettin' a drink...' Heres
    my question, when you use the public restroom, why
    is everything wet? Everything is wet ! The counter is
    soaking, there are puddles, water is dripping. Was
    there like, a shaggy dog in there after a bath?!
    * Dane Cook.
    Hehe! He's histerical!
    Add if you like<3

  4. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 11:06pm UTC
    when your (days) turn into nights;
    and your [nights] turn into days <3
    *- *- *- *- *- *- *- *- *- *- *- *- *- *- *- *-
    Summer2009*
    All mine except the colors (:
    I dont think this quote is on here...
    if it is im sorry(:
    Add if you like<3

  5. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 5:17pm UTC
    Everyone Says That Life
    is a journey. Everyone says we learn as we go, but i dont
    know how it will go. I dont know how i'll do but, i know that
    i can try because everyday is [ new. ] So, with an open mind,
    and an open heart, and a path that lies before me, i will find
    my way every night and day. Oh, my life will be an ----------->>
    Adventure x3
    Song we sing in music class xD
    i know all the words (: lol
    credit for edit, but obviously not word...
    add if you like! <3

  6. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 8:15pm UTC
    I learned something from my trip to
    Disney*
    I learned that you never really grow up, only a few of us, who
    take life alittle to seriously get the misfoutune of growing up.
    I'm not saying its a [bad thing] to grow up, but it made me smile
    when i saw a women around 70 years old, walking around the
    park with her grandkids saying "Look!! It's Mickey Mouse! " &
    she got all excited. Personally I thought it was histerical and
    cute. I think we should all stay youthful & a bit childish. It's the best
    That Life has to offer*
    *all mine! and it really happened (:
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  7. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 9:51am UTC
    today i was lifeguarding;
    I told a kid to (stop) running, he
    continued to run and I pretended
    not to notice. He slipped and fell,
    I : L : a : u : g : h : e : d.
    MLIA*[:
    *Ahaha (:
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  8. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 9:58am UTC
    Today I was bored
    so I decided to look out the window
    at the rain like in all those movies.
    I was still bored...
    *MLIA [:
    Hahaha! I love these(:
    Add if you like <3

  9. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 10:16am UTC
    I'm counting the days
    since I began to live without you.I'm covered in rain
    But it feels just like its the sun
    And it don't get me down, don't come around
    You're better off leaving town
    I'm fine here alone now without you
    ----- * Mitchel Musso
    Love this song! (:
    add if you like<3

  10. _woweezowee _woweezowee
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 2:17pm UTC
    `don't let the sun go down on me.*

  11. _woweezowee _woweezowee
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 4:01pm UTC
    once in a lifetime moment;
    Walking into snack aisle in
    Target with your bestfriend, and
    find a dude wearing a thong,
    bending over.
    *this is true. xD

  12. _woweezowee _woweezowee
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    Does My Being Half-Naked Bother You ?
    -Taylor Lautner. <3

  13. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 9:09pm UTC
    Life Is Like Cereal
    You've got Cheerios - For those quiet. relaxed moments
    & Those Froot Loops for your crazy moments
    And then you have those Lucky Charms; For those Magically Delicious Moments<3
    credit to Forever_Love
    but credit to me fer editss.
    <3

  14. HahaCarebearxxxx HahaCarebearxxxx
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 9:10pm UTC
    Today,
    I drank Kool-Aid.
    A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home.
    MLIA :]
    *credit to whoever made this on MyLifeisAverage.com*


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  16. dogrocks22 dogrocks22
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 9:10pm UTC
    There was something buried in his eyes that I couldn’t be sure of—and it scared me.
    Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 3, p.53


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  19. hissyfit hissyfit
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 10:55pm UTC
    I used to keep a
    journal but ever since I've
    been with you It's been hard.
    There's so much to say and the
    pages are just better being blank.
    I'll remember it all anyway.

  20. meghanalexa meghanalexa
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 5:57pm UTC
    I`m Prettier Than Your Chick,
    But Don`t Confuse Me ; With No Pretty Bxtch -- Because
    They're In Heels Chasinq Dxck & I`m In Kicks, Gettinq Rich !

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