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  1. DQueenx DQueenx
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 12:29am UTC
    And baby,
    You weren't the first, the last, or the worst.

  2. xxlaurenxx3 xxlaurenxx3
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 12:29am UTC
    Dear Daddy,
    I may find my prince but you will always be my king.♥

  3. youngwildheartless youngwildheartless
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 12:18am UTC
    Rumors, gotta love them<3
    I learned something bout myself
    I didn't even know.[:

  4. x0stephaniiieee x0stephaniiieee
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    Look for the girl with the broken smile
    ask her if she wants to stay awhile

  5. emzzyluvjm emzzyluvjm
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    I HATE IT WHEN
    i plan a conversation with someone
    in my head...
    and they don't follow the script
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌

  6. conversecinderella conversecinderella
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    There's always
    that one girl
    that's seriously
    not even that
    >>pretty<<
    But every boy
    thinks that
    she's amazingly hot.

    not my format

  7. kizzlepop kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 3:30am UTC
    fixing your hair perfectly;
    "
    then realizing you need
    to change your shirt.
    format credit to EdwardScissorHands(:

  8. somegirl somegirl
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 12:11am UTC
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•
    THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU'RE SO IN LOVE
    when you can't fall asleep
    because
    REALITY
    Is finally better than your dreams
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•

  9. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 2:47am UTC
    9 Deadly Words Used By Girls
    1. Fine
    this is the word girls use to end an argument when they are
    right and you need to shut up.
    2. Five Minutes
    If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you
    have just been given five more minutes to watch
    the game before helping her out with something.
    3. Nothing
    This is the calm before the storm.
    This means something, and you should be on your toes.
    Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
    4. Go Ahead
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
    5. Loud sigh
    This is actually a word,
    but its a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by guys.
    A loud sigh means she thinks your an idiot and
    wonders why she's wasting her time standing here &
    arguing with you about nothing.
    (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
    6. That's Okay
    This is one of the most dangerous statements a girl can make to a guy.
    That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    7. Thanks
    A girl is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
    Just say you're welcome.
    (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
    unless she says, "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm &
    she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT SAY you're welcome.
    That will bring on a 'whatever').
    8. Whatever
    Is a woman's way of saying, "EFF YOU".
    9. Don't worry about it, I got it
    This is another dangerous statement which
    means why the eff arent you worrying about it
    and doing something about it.
    If your response to this is "What's wrong?",
    for the girl's response refer to #3.

  10. itsyourlove itsyourlove
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 1:54am UTC
    --------------------
    Bacon is bacon
    Eggs are eggs
    Don't let a guy between your legs
    He says "your cute"
    He says "your fine"
    Nine months later he says "not mine"
    --------------------

  11. happy_hayley happy_hayley
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:27am UTC
    Hello, I'm a theif&I'm here to steal your
    heart(;

  12. summerrenee summerrenee
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:28am UTC
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  13. cheriish cheriish
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:30am UTC
    That Awkward moment when ,
    When you type your password in
    Username slot by mistake,&
    YOUR FRIEND SAW.
    credit to whoever,

  14. korip99 korip99
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:32am UTC
    Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they're tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. But baby you can kiss me in vaccinated(:<3

  15. Enchanted_x Enchanted_x
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:02am UTC
    all great love stories
    have one thing
    in common:
    they need to go against all
    odds to get there. ♥

  16. wissapooh wissapooh
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Me and my boyfriend were chatting on Facebook..
    And eventually; the conversation turned into this..
    10:53pm
    Him: okjhjfjhgjhg
    10:54pm
    Me: sdghfjsdygdjfg
    10:54pm
    Him: kjgkutd
    10:54pm
    Me: ghjfjtyj
    10:55pm
    Him: oolhjgfdiloveukjgkkj
    10:55pm
    Me: gsdgdfgiloveyoutoosdfjsg
    - I know everyone probably thinks this is stupid; lol. But I don't care.. I thought it was adorable :)

  17. PonandZi13 PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:04am UTC
    Hey Ex.
    heres how it's going to be.
    Your life is going to suck,
    without me in it.
    Or i'll be in it,
    and make it suck..

  18. randomxxcardss42xo randomxxcardss42xo
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:08am UTC
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  19. love_me_xx love_me_xx
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 10:58pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    your looking for something
    but its already in my hand ♥
    not my format

  20. xocassiemaexo xocassiemaexo
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 10:57pm UTC
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